The act of being choked during sex to the point of passing out and then rolling or 'flailing' around trying to get your breath back.
by Missy_x June 27, 2022
Get the Choking Fish Flailmug. A pair of fucking goofs (usually consisting of a turtle and an aaron flaigot) who together flail more than either one could on his own.
Colby: Fuck, Oliver and The Kike Ring are such flailing faggots! They went off to make turtle and kike soup with steph again!
Native: Yea we shall organize a flailing faggot DOMING
Colin: Fuck those fucking goofs lets smoke a blunt
Native: Yea we shall organize a flailing faggot DOMING
Colin: Fuck those fucking goofs lets smoke a blunt
by Colby Watt July 26, 2008
Get the flailing faggotsmug. The word cheese flail originates from a nomadic tribe in Nothern America. These sick people sit around a table and discuss how to take of the world, by force and institute a communist utopia against the will of the people. The flail is used to crush the dissenters.
by The_Soapbox_Preacher_without_A_Religion October 24, 2004
Get the cheese flailmug. A more common name for the advertising device that is also known as an Airdancer. It is a plastic humanoid shaped hollow 'bag' that when supplied with an air flow inflates and appears to flail around.
Uses include:
Attract Customers to your business.
Make a splash at your next presentation.
Keep grandma company.
Protect your crops.
Confuse your neighbours.
African American? Hail a cab.
Testify at church.
Or just raise the roof.
Uses include:
Attract Customers to your business.
Make a splash at your next presentation.
Keep grandma company.
Protect your crops.
Confuse your neighbours.
African American? Hail a cab.
Testify at church.
Or just raise the roof.
"Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!"
by Al Harrington February 21, 2008
Get the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube menmug. n. A drug and alcohol and sleep deprivation induced state of repetitive tasking which often includes a state of paranoid fixation with paralyzing effects.
v. Creating or engaging in a flail.
v. Creating or engaging in a flail.
"Don't you tell ME how to flail!"
"You have not flailed until you have used the flashlight on your phone to find your phone."
"The problem with female drug addicts is they always leave a flail trail wherever they go."
"Come on down to The Flailorama, The Flailodrome, Flailapalooza."
"The consierge down at the Flailing Arms is Flaily McFlailerson. He plays an instrument, the Ukeflailey: a flailey ukulele."
"If you fail to plan you plan to flail."
"Epic flailure!"
"Four flails to the wind."
"Let's march right down to the Provincial Flailulature. Or even the National Legisflailure."
"All ahead flail!"
"If you don't succeed, try to flail upwards!"
"The fourteenth flail's the charm."
"Birds of a feather flail together."
"It's not a backpack, it's a flail sack."
"Flail in your own sack. don't ask me to flail it. I carry a flail pouch, that's enough for me. Hell flailing my pockets is enough for me."
"Three fails forward, two flails back."
"Remember Mr. Dressup with Casey and Flailigan?"
"Library = Flailbrary"
"The legend of the flaily pants."
"You're flailed if you do, you're don't if you're flailed."
"Tommy Flailfiger."
"If at first you don't succeed flail and flail again."
"It's a flailing curve. Flailey's curve."
"It's the law of diminishing reflails."
"Home is where the flail is!"
"Life is not flailr at failall!"
"bEAUTY iS iN tHE eYE oF tHE fLAILhOLDER."
"We're not failures, we're FLAILURES!"
"Flailey's comet."
"The Flailcapades."
"You have not flailed until you have used the flashlight on your phone to find your phone."
"The problem with female drug addicts is they always leave a flail trail wherever they go."
"Come on down to The Flailorama, The Flailodrome, Flailapalooza."
"The consierge down at the Flailing Arms is Flaily McFlailerson. He plays an instrument, the Ukeflailey: a flailey ukulele."
"If you fail to plan you plan to flail."
"Epic flailure!"
"Four flails to the wind."
"Let's march right down to the Provincial Flailulature. Or even the National Legisflailure."
"All ahead flail!"
"If you don't succeed, try to flail upwards!"
"The fourteenth flail's the charm."
"Birds of a feather flail together."
"It's not a backpack, it's a flail sack."
"Flail in your own sack. don't ask me to flail it. I carry a flail pouch, that's enough for me. Hell flailing my pockets is enough for me."
"Three fails forward, two flails back."
"Remember Mr. Dressup with Casey and Flailigan?"
"Library = Flailbrary"
"The legend of the flaily pants."
"You're flailed if you do, you're don't if you're flailed."
"Tommy Flailfiger."
"If at first you don't succeed flail and flail again."
"It's a flailing curve. Flailey's curve."
"It's the law of diminishing reflails."
"Home is where the flail is!"
"Life is not flailr at failall!"
"bEAUTY iS iN tHE eYE oF tHE fLAILhOLDER."
"We're not failures, we're FLAILURES!"
"Flailey's comet."
"The Flailcapades."
by plasticlax May 5, 2024
Get the Flailmug. The motion an octopus uses to get around. Often associated with having a stroke or other sudden muscle spasm.
How to: first, reach your arms out in front of you. Make sure there is a significant distance between them. Second, slowly move your elbows together and let your hands follow with a delay. Move your elbows outwards when there is about two inches between them. Once again let your hands follow with a delay. Let your elbows get far enough away from each other so you are now in a "going in for a hug" position. Repeat this process at a fast pace.
How to: first, reach your arms out in front of you. Make sure there is a significant distance between them. Second, slowly move your elbows together and let your hands follow with a delay. Move your elbows outwards when there is about two inches between them. Once again let your hands follow with a delay. Let your elbows get far enough away from each other so you are now in a "going in for a hug" position. Repeat this process at a fast pace.
Person1: what's that guy doing?
Person: looks to me he's having a stroke or something, he's flailing like an octopus.
Person: looks to me he's having a stroke or something, he's flailing like an octopus.
by [ ] May 12, 2017
Get the Flailingmug. (video games) to risk using a melee attack in order to stay alive. This usually occurs when the player is low on ammunition or is due to reload, The odds of success are low but a successful attempt is often celebrated with a sigh of relief or an exuberant shout of victory.
Gamer one: " Remember that sweet flail Mary I pulled off last night? That totally won us the match."
Gamer Two: " You want a medal to go with that swelling head of yours? Get over yourself you poser."
Gamer Two: " You want a medal to go with that swelling head of yours? Get over yourself you poser."
by Knoxford English Dictionary January 12, 2015
Get the Flail Marymug.