fix up

used to tell someone to improve their shit

person 1: i aint got that MC Pitman CD yet yer ner..
person 2: you need to fix up and get it, its a heavy CD

by Vinyl Scientist October 10, 2003

Cluster Fix

generally small occurrences that exponentially improve a series of situations considered a 'cluster fuck'

Cassie: What a CLUSTER FUCK! Not only did my car break down but I just dropped my keys and they slid between the elevator shaft that is going to cost me 200 dollars! To make things worse, when my dad was researching repair methods for my car he downloaded a virus that fucked up my computer!
Zack: Its okay! The elevator people came out for free. I fixed your computer and your dad felt soo bad about fucking up your computer he put in new breaks and rotors! What a cluster fix!

by acowfrog April 16, 2009

Buster Fix

A smart ass of genius level who can make grown men cry with his insults.

Keep talking crap on me and I'm gonna have to go Buster Fix on you.

by Sterling Goldenrod February 14, 2021

Fix-Fic

A new term describing a FanFic that has been written to alter or 'fix' the original works.

Usually it concerns things in a certain book/film/series etc that didn't work or the author didnt want to happen.

Alot of Torchwood enthusiasts have recently been doing this with the 3rd series - Children of Earth. To avoid/change certain events that happened, most likely in episodes 4 and 5.
Alot of debate has gone on concerning the writings for this series and the uproar suggests more of a fix-fic rather than fan-fic.

by PartumAnimas July 30, 2009

red fixing

The act of fixing ones self at a red stop light or stop sign. By putting make up on, brushing hair, exfoliating the skin or just giving a quick once over to make sure everything is OK.

ashley was honked at when she did not realize the light was greed when she was red fixing herself

by Meg Mig Monster September 26, 2011

fix it jesus

when someone is doing something so shameful/extra that you need Jesus to fix it for you because it has become too much. or when something foul has happened and only Jesus can help. made famous by Phaedra Parks from the real housewives of Atlanta.

teacher: "I'm assigning you an essay and a project due the day you come back from winter break"
me: "fix it Jesus

or
person #1: "this guy in my class who I've never talked to before just came up to me and told me my mom was a MILF!
person #2: fix it jesus, that is so strange!

by poopemoji November 10, 2015

fixing the tent

To "fool around" or interact with in a sexual way.

I heard you two fixing the tent last night.

by DJKham July 10, 2006