fitteh muh

A very popular Punjabi phrase used in situations when someone fails to perform something and to express annoyance, exasperation on that.

A very close English translation is 'facepalm' which itself is an internet slang.

fitteh (Pronounced: Phitt - ey) = smiting
muh (moo) = face

fitteh muh = smiting your face in exasperation = facepalm

Gurpreet: Hey I think I have done this piece of work.
Sahil: fitteh muh! This is all wrong you little ass!

by punjabi_daaku October 26, 2013

fitledge

Like a ledge, but fit aswell. A quick way of describing a person (usually male) who is good looking, cool, hot body and popular.

"Shes going out with him, hes a fitledge"
"Mate, we are basicly fitledges now"

by Edward Taylor November 7, 2007

Fittering

It is specifically the misuse or Hijacking of someone's Facebook page or "wall" for use as your own personal Twitter Page. All otherwise useless thoughts are posted to their page. You can regard their friends as "Followers", as they are exposed to all your minute by minute posts.

Guy 1: "My friend started twittering on my Facebook page, how annoying!"

Guy 2: "It's called fittering, you can do the same to his Blog (blittering) or linkedin (littering) page..."

by thune March 25, 2009

fitter

The British way of saying hotter. when fit (hot) isnt enough!

british guy1: Dude your moms fitter then hell!!
british guy2: Hells pretty damn fitt

by Nathandavis101 March 10, 2007

sprinkler fitter

fire protection installer, one of only few professions where its workers can "honestly make it rain"
Also somewhat ironic because we make more than you.

neighbor was being a jerk so the sprinkler fitter made it rain on him.

by brentwoodbc February 23, 2011

Ham Fisted

Clumsy.

That is all.

I wouldn't get him to change a lightbuld, he's totally ham fisted.

How did you manage that , ya ham fisted eejit!?

by Stalkerro March 27, 2016

Fittest Girl on the Bus

A condition where you are in the company of a select group of random people, for instance on the bus. There's a girl that within the general public you may rate 6/10. However as she is the fittest girl on the bus she looks more like a 9/10.

Guy 1 : Woahh, that girl on the bus was stunning!

Guy 2 : C'mon just because she was the fittest girl on the bus doesnt hide the fact she was a complete cheb-a-saurus-rex!

by JF131 March 30, 2013