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Forfeit Fapping February

A month-long meme challenge, like No Nut November, that involves abstaining from fapping for the entire month of February.

There are two modes: Alpha Mode for the hardcore cumrades, and Beta Mode for the cucks that still wanna look at porn and edge.
Bloke #1: Hey Liam, now that Just Jesus January is over, wanna do Forfeit Fapping February?

Bloke #2: Nah Harry, I'll think I'll pass 'cause I've been holding in the World's Biggest Nut.

Harry: But it's our only chance to finally annihilate the furries off the face of the Earth, mate.

Liam: Holy shit, it's game on then!
by VampyWeeksFan February 1, 2019
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aggressive fapping

When one is fapping loudly, quickly, and mercilessly.
* fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap!fap! fap! fap!fap! fap! fap!*
"Hey, Bleaux Bigelow, what's going on in there? I hear some aggressive fapping sounds coming from under the door."
by bonerclub22 January 2, 2010
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Burger Flipping

The act of gently flipping a male's nipple or breast upward from below with one's hand, often with a "come hither" motion. The "burger flip" is often employed as a irreverent response to pejoratives or personal insults, with the intent of rendering such comments impotent in the wake of the flip.

A potent reminder not to take oneself too seriously.
Tim: "James, you're such a piece of shit! I can't believe you just ate my last pop-tart! I'm never going to forgive you for this, you asshole!"

James: *flips Tim's burger*

Tim: ... *incredulous stare*
Tim: ... *walks away, embarrassed and stunned*

This is an example of well-executed burger flipping.
by Flipper32 December 15, 2011
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Flipping Pigeons

A form of bird calling that warns a gang that the police are in an area. Causes them to flock in the air, visible to many around.
They be Flipping Pigeons to let em know the 5-0 are here.
by Bertsch81 September 16, 2009
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Yuppie flipping

Contrasted with Hippie Flipping (ingesting a combination of Ecstasy and hallucinogenic mushrooms), Yuppie Flipping is the practice of combining the commonly prescribed anti-anxiety pill Valium (or, to a lesser extent, the painkiller Vicodin) with red wine.
Tim may have a problem with hippie flipping, but as long as his parents keep up yuppie flipping, they'll never bother him about it
by Big boss iii September 10, 2009
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Fuck Fapping February

A challenge similar to no nut november but it is in February. If you failed No Nut November, then you can compete in Fuck Fapping February, and redeem yourself. Following this month can be named March Madness or something similar.
If you complete both challenges, then you are the master of self-control.
Hell yeah, I got through No Nut November, now I gotta prepare for Fuck Fapping February.
by OfficerSchmlonk October 29, 2018
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flipping birds

Selling kilograms of Cocaine (bird = kilo).
My companions and I went flipping birds on the corner.
by xedaps June 16, 2003
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