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Fifteen Minutes of Jive

In the future, owing to texting, tweeting and websites such as the Urban Dictionary, everyone and his brother will begin to coin phrases (such as "preemptive karma") and the person of the moment who finds himself atop Fortuna's Wheel of Elocution will be, for an instant, the cat's meow. Fifteen Minutes of Jive refers to such a scribbler's brief moment in the spotlight. As it has always done, language will then move on and the word of the moment will be replaced by yet another - only at a noticeably accelerated pace. This will of course lead to Jive Lag and Jivemire as well as Jivemires and a situation in which what was hip at, say, 9:15, will now be considered boorish by 9:35.
In the twenty-first century, the world did not seek out the cleverness of Oscar Wilde in the embodiment of a single individual, but instead sought to steep itself in a continuous omnipresent wit in which billions of individuals could, if only briefly, communally participate in being the life of the party and experience their clever moment in the sun: their fifteen minutes of jive .
by maximo hudson May 12, 2009
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make a $ outta fifteen

hustle to make money, by any means not on the books, so to speak.
Shoot craps, make a $ outta 15 centavos...
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Fifteen Minutes

a period of..time,,...
duh...
by hisashi June 15, 2003
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fifteen

Another, lesser name, for rapper 50 Cent.
"Seen fifteen's new video today... It Sucked!"
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Fifeethoise

Literally, from Fifteenth-Choice; i.e. to miss work to get high.
'Because I got High' shows a man who chooses to fifeethoise.
by derangedpoet July 14, 2003
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Fifteen dollars

fif-teen dol-lar
/fif' ten, 'fif, ten/ daler/

noun
plural noun: fifteen dollars

a masta piece for your wallet.
This mastapiece cost's fifteen dollars. Now that is what you call a mastapiece for your wallet.
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Fifteen Puzzle

Not to be confused with the vintage board game of the same name, fifteen puzzle is an 1800's phrase referring to total confusion.
“I'm feeling rather fifteen puzzle about this. Are you sure that dogs don't meow?”
by C L G January 31, 2021
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