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Fidget Spinner

a item dat was supposed to calm u down and maek u pay attention, but instead iut distracts u and u want to throw it away at a wall
"*someone throws a fidget spinner at a wall* damn u, ugly piece of plastic and metal"
by druscus June 14, 2018
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Fidget Spinner

A cheap plastic toy designed to keep the post-millennial generation enthralled for hours on end because of their 10 second attention span, as well as the fact that they're too stupid to figure out a even a 1 sided rubiks cube.

Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.
Cuk 1: Check out this Fidget Spinner I got! Its so much easier than trying to figure out square roots on a scientific calculator!

Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!

Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"
by StompLiberals January 22, 2019
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A sexual position where the female rotates on the males penis while the male spins her like a fidget spinner.
Damn Bro! she got so nauseous when I busted the fidget spinner on her last night.
by AngelDJF May 25, 2017
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A toy with three sides that can only spin.
by Barb00111222 May 31, 2017
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I have a fidget spinner.
So...you have autism.
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Fidget Spinner

The physical form of autism. If you know somebody who owns a fidget spinner you should never talk to them ever again unless you want to be contaminated.
Guy 1: Hey what you got there

Guy 2: autistic moan "fidget spinner"

Guy 1: Oh god I hoped it wouldn't have to come to this

*cocks shotgun

The End
by papasito6 May 21, 2017
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AKA Autism, are spinny stupid toys that you only spin. It is an excuse for people with ADHD.
Fidget spinners are increasing my autism levels
by 42 Hunt Skank May 16, 2017
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