Fidget Spinner

1. Not cool anymore.
2. Extinct, like the dinosaurs. And the Dab. And the Whip and Nae Nae. And covfefe. And the Floor Is Lava.

Jack: Got a new fidget spinner bro, check it! Wanna play the Floor Is Lava?
Alan: WHY??
Evie (me): And this is an example of a dead meme. See Dat Boi.
You: *claps*
Me: Now... I'M ON A QUEST TO FIND A RARE PEPE!!!
You: Random doesn't equal funny!
Me: IT'S NOT RARE IF IT'S ON THE FIRST PAGE OF GOOGLE!
REEEEEEEEEE!

by OddAndEvie July 5, 2017

Fidget Spinner

helicopter on the dick

Jason's mom was fidget spinner on my dick!

by jascrazy January 6, 2019

the fidget spinner

A sexual position where the female rotates on the males penis while the male spins her like a fidget spinner.

Damn Bro! she got so nauseous when I busted the fidget spinner on her last night.

by AngelDJF May 25, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A toy with three sides that can only spin.

"Look at my gold fidget spinner!"

by Barb00111222 May 31, 2017

Fidget Spinner

Full blown Autism

I have a fidget spinner.
So...you have autism.

by Long dong silvers crippling de May 23, 2017

Fidget Spinner

The physical form of autism. If you know somebody who owns a fidget spinner you should never talk to them ever again unless you want to be contaminated.

Guy 1: Hey what you got there

Guy 2: autistic moan "fidget spinner"

Guy 1: Oh god I hoped it wouldn't have to come to this

*cocks shotgun

The End

by papasito6 May 21, 2017

Fidget Spinners

AKA Autism, are spinny stupid toys that you only spin. It is an excuse for people with ADHD.

Fidget spinners are increasing my autism levels

by 42 Hunt Skank May 16, 2017