Maternal Fetal Medicine (Standard Fetal Medicine): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotls are also eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapien who is addicted to knowing that axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yessa
Person 1: Maternal Fetal Medicine (Standard Fetal Medicine): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

fetally

adverb- pertaining to the fetus. happening during the fetal period.

the baby was fetally damaged, not damaged during birth

by bluebottles August 3, 2007

fetal fury

Fetal fury is when a pregnant women becomes very short tempered and is prone to fits of rage.

My wife asked me to bring the garbage can in from the street curb. When I told her that I would do it later , she suddenly and without warning went into a fit of fetal fury and started yelling at me.

by Rscott February 11, 2014

Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD)

noun

A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.

Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.

by yoos July 23, 2024

fetal turd

the sense that fecal material will need to be expelled at some point in the near future, but that the material is not yet formed enough to be born

" i might have to wait a little while before i embark on that long car drive. i believe i feel a fetal turd heartbeat "
i'm "preggers" with a fetal turd !

by michael foolsley July 22, 2022

Piglet fetal

When you fuck your girl in a barstool she gets into a fetal piglet position while I pound her

Let’s do the piglet fetal in the barstool

by Premiums April 11, 2021

get fetal

In the infamous wise words of Johnny Cupcakes, a mantra used among product managers in preparation for massive levels of disappointment and emotional anguish. #GetFetal

I can’t believe I forgot to Get Fetal before announcing a delayed product launch on the weekly sales call. What a rookie mistake.

by FetalPM November 30, 2018