fetal funnel

When attempting to insert fist inside vaginal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating a fetus leaving the womb. Similar to fecal funnel when the same process is applied to the anus.

To achieve four knocks deep, one must master the fetal funnel.

by agentmiket013 September 27, 2017

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In the infamous wise words of Johnny Cupcakes, a mantra used among product managers in preparation for massive levels of disappointment and emotional anguish. #GetFetal

I can’t believe I forgot to Get Fetal before announcing a delayed product launch on the weekly sales call. What a rookie mistake.

by FetalPM November 30, 2018

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Maternal Fetal Medicine (Standard Fetal Medicine): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotls are also eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapien who is addicted to knowing that axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yessa
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 09, 2025

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