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Free festival

Festival that is free to enter, esp. rock festival, such as Glastonbury used to be.

Such festivals attract people who have no access to money and cant be arsed to work for a living, and therefore will spongue off other festival goers who have brought food and alcohol.

Such drongoes are also rough and violent, and prone to fighting and raping and stealing, and generally tarnishing the whole cooperative and sharing ethos of having a free festival in the first place.
My fanily went to this free festival and a gang of drongoes moved into our tent. Never again!
by Kerb November 30, 2004
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dude festival

A social gathering such as a party or concert where little to no females are present.
"Be glad you missed the party last night, man. It was a fucking dude festival. Nary a fucking girl showed up."
by GARY LOVES THE BACON November 16, 2003
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Pon Festival

The Pon Festival is an Indonesian sex party help at the top of a sacred mountain Gunung Kemukus known as sex mountain, on the island of Java, during the festival people have ritualistic sex with a stranger, to attain good luck and fortune in the future, regardless of any marriage that may exist.

Following Pon, the same strangers must have sex another six times, once every thirty-five days, otherwise the good luck and fortune will never be obtained.
Are you looking forward to the Pon Festival this year?
by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 20, 2023
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Fail Festival

(Adj)1. To have something fail on a massive scale 2. To be naturally terrible at a large amount of things (Noun) 1. Anyone who uses Urban Dictionary
(Adj)1. I am a Fail Festival because I go to over 10 forums 2. (See Tosh)
(Noun)1: You
by Bograth, PhD Wordsmith March 6, 2007
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Roskilde Festival

The festival that describes freedom. You get drunk, listen to music, Party HARD, get laid, and people don't care if you smell like a drunk elephant or if you're extremely gross. And best of all, there's No parents to tell you not to get drunk.

It's located outside Copenhagen in Denmark, and youngsters from all over the Northen Europe come to have the time of their life.

the first Roskilde Festival was in 1971 and it keeps coming back every single year, in the first week of summer vacation.
Do you want to have freedom for a week? Go to Roskilde Festival.
by flotfyr1456789 June 22, 2011
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Fringe Festival

A Fringe Festival is an event showcasing a selection of shows from small companies.
Shows can range from stand up comics, improv, comedies, farces, poetry, storytelling, or just about anything else that you can perform, givin a venue.
Shows put on tend to be cutting edge, contraversial, eclectic, low budget, and easily accesible by the public.
The Edinburgh Fringe festival is the first, and Largest Fringe Festival in the world
by Iain July 25, 2004
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Festival of Whores

Place where there are lots of available women.
"Dude, how was the action in Dewey?" "Awesome, it was like a Festival of Whores."
by kellybex July 20, 2009
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