uncle fester

kiddie fiddler

that garry glitter/matthew kelly/jonothan king is a right Uncle Fester !

by cuntmonkey September 13, 2003

Festering Fucktangle

A triangle of Nazis, racists, and child molesters.

"I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis and child molesters"

by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. August 12, 2018

festering nightmare

The disapointment felt when woken up by a blowjob only to look down and realize it is being administered by your uncle.

I was having a great dream about the milf next dore only to realize it was a festering nightmare.

by Micro67 May 8, 2010

fester gook

a term used for a complete twat who's typical behavior is camping on modern warfare 2

fucking hell is that fester gook still there?!

by grim baggins August 5, 2010

Fester

The most amazing friend that always had some kind of gum, candy or anything. Fester friends are always there to fester you.

Hey Fester? Do you have any gum? Candy? Anything?

by Fester May 10, 2017

Festervale

A gathering of all genders at a single location who have a missing or slightly amputated ring finger on both or either of their hands.

We had an awesome time at the recent Festervale. Everyone had a red hot go.

by Filthy a Six F. April 18, 2019

Festerbation

Festerbation is the act of choosing to wallow in escalating sexually longing without any reprieve or sexual release. It is physiologically unhealthy in that it increases stress levels in the individual.

Jill was rejected by Jack. Instead of a revenge fling, Jill fixated miserably on all the great sex they used to have, and "festerbated" herself into a migraine. The migraine was due to extreme "festerbation".

by Ray Ortiz (MTP) December 8, 2020