The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.
Are you going home right away?
No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.
I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.
No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.
I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.
by MechisX October 17, 2016

A group of 5 or more guys switch off having unprotected sex with a girl then try to find out who’s the father.
by Life76 May 9, 2022

When a girl is giving you head and you're about to bust so you smash an egg on her head and bust your load on it. Then she continues to suck your cock as you lather it into her hair.
by anonymous June 30, 2024

For a man to ejaculate between the navel and genitalia of another. Usually only used when the partner has not shaved.
by Ebadk fotoallb June 1, 2022

When something isn’t very funny and you don’t know what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to break any silence.
by FarmerDale June 11, 2021

by FertileMike August 14, 2021

by Trophy boi January 20, 2024
