1) (noun) one who manages to sneak in a bout of anal sex, despite their partner's protests.
2) (noun) the act of exploring every crevice in the anus as possible, much like a ferret inside a hollowed tree.
2) (noun) the act of exploring every crevice in the anus as possible, much like a ferret inside a hollowed tree.
by Wookiestick January 23, 2004
A cotch ferret refers to a person (the cotcher)
a cotch ferret is a person who like many of us, feels the need to be comfortable everywhere they go, and regularly snuggles up in other peoples beds without prior invite.
a cotch ferret is a person who like many of us, feels the need to be comfortable everywhere they go, and regularly snuggles up in other peoples beds without prior invite.
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by davesspainiard January 04, 2010
The act of penetrative sex between male/female. The female's genitalia is known as the 'Ferret' and the male's is the 'Feeder'.
Must be feed until full.
Must be feed until full.
by MolesP March 07, 2012
A practice employed by British South Eastern Farmers for several centuries. The act itself involves stimulating the nether regions of a ferret, so that said ferret can de-stress and continue to ward off evil spirits. Obviously it goes without saying that the farmers didn't mind either.
Daves wife could tell from the wet patch on his lap that he'd been vigourously ferret fiddling, cripes!
by egnaro May 15, 2005
'What do I think of George W.? - Mad as a bag of ferrets!'
'Then he told me I was feeble - man, I was mad as a bag of ferrets!'
'Then he told me I was feeble - man, I was mad as a bag of ferrets!'
by Jondo March 04, 2008
by shreddiesandcream November 09, 2009
A homosexual Male...other common terms include; Treacle dipper, Marmite miner, Fudge packer, Ian Black and Anal Coloumbus
by Spyke March 20, 2003