emo;<i> masculine:</i> it is boys who wear womens jeans, sport a backward mullet (aka emo hair)dyed black and question their sexuality whilst litening to any form of emotional (deep or shallow, generally involving heartbreak), tear inducing, heroin shooting (or pretending/appearing to others to do hard drugs), thick glasses and saucony wearing to support the crazy midset of their narcissistic/self loathing (somehow?) selves in order, of course, to get laid by the opposite sex (whilst still questioning, usually outloud, their homosexuality)
emo: <i>feminine</i> girls who have decided that dressing in the female version of the emo boy style will get them some wang of the opposite sex. Female emo people generally have black bobs and short bangs, such as in the French indie film, Amelie and spend their time not crying over emo music, but the emo boy from which they are estranged due to a) drugs b) sexuality issues c) his band d) impotency due to serious depression due to emo music.
emo: <i>feminine</i> girls who have decided that dressing in the female version of the emo boy style will get them some wang of the opposite sex. Female emo people generally have black bobs and short bangs, such as in the French indie film, Amelie and spend their time not crying over emo music, but the emo boy from which they are estranged due to a) drugs b) sexuality issues c) his band d) impotency due to serious depression due to emo music.
Example: Connor Oberst, whilsts still considered indie rock has become poster child for sad boys with the same haircut.
by lindseyinstereo April 30, 2006
Get the [emo]: masculine and feminine formsmug. This theorem states that any woman in the age of 12-22 , that has a father figure absent shall be a discord whore / egirl who talks to a minimum of 7 guys and a maximum of 18.2 relationships annually to get there attention act like you are a father figure and you shall win that ass
by RaidenCell November 1, 2022
Get the Fatherless Feminine Theorem (FFT)mug. Having qualities of the divine energies, perfection, sensitivity, vulnerability. The feeling of moist serenity, bohemian.
by peach.xo August 1, 2022
Get the Seraphic femininemug. 
This is the neanderthal, evolutionary view. It applies to human females and sometimes to other kinds of female mammals.
Feminine appearance - Looks like she could make good babies
Feminine behavior - Acts like she could make good babies
Physical health - Looks like she can kick ass while also raising a baby
Social standing - Is in charge of people, not bossed around by people
Social intelligence - Can cooperate with other mammals
These ideas are pretty basic and simple, but since we are Homo Sapiens and not otters or chimpanzees or bonobos we have five quadrillion things to say and do about the fascinating feminine features of human mammals. We even have religions with the concept of purity to get our minds out of the gutter and look with awe on the wonder of creation.
Feminine appearance - Looks like she could make good babies
Feminine behavior - Acts like she could make good babies
Physical health - Looks like she can kick ass while also raising a baby
Social standing - Is in charge of people, not bossed around by people
Social intelligence - Can cooperate with other mammals
These ideas are pretty basic and simple, but since we are Homo Sapiens and not otters or chimpanzees or bonobos we have five quadrillion things to say and do about the fascinating feminine features of human mammals. We even have religions with the concept of purity to get our minds out of the gutter and look with awe on the wonder of creation.
by Ouch I tried to think May 23, 2025
Get the Femininemug.