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Captain Fatbelly

The coolest captain there ever was. Ja'Crispy is his sidekick, along with Tony Gunk, and Ferret Man. More at Joe Gatto, Sal Vulcano, Brian Quinn, and James Murray
Help! Help! somebody save the cannolis!
Nothing to fear, Captain Fatbelly is here! (to eat the cannolis)!
by Queen Penguin February 11, 2018
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FATchelorette Party

FATchelorette Party or for men, FATchelor Party – When you know you are starting a diet and/or work out routine, you consume all of your favorite foods that you love and would never eat ever again. a.k.a. You’re last day of food freedom.
Before I start my diet tomorrow I'm going to have a good ol' fashioned FATchelorette party, with brownies, ice cream and cookies!
by PoundForThought July 18, 2011
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faceleg

the name given to a beloved friend who cannot attract women
" see tom i love him, he's such a faceleg." " yeh kinda ugly though."
by jaekelly May 3, 2008
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FatWelshFather

Said to a person putting on airs and graces, or boasting about their wealth. The synonym is a homophone for "Lah-di dah!" (Lardy Da)
"My third Porsche needs new leopard-skin seat covers."
"Well... FatWelshFather."
by UncleDes March 2, 2009
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Council House Facelift

Slang in Britain for a rough individual usually living on a council estate - (read: chav) that scrapes her hair back into a high ponytail, thus stretching her skin and giving the impression of a facelift.
"Jesus, that hairstyle looks painful."
"Yeah, nobody rocks the council house facelift"
by A~~ December 15, 2011
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facelag

When someone responds to an old status update on Facebook, days or weeks after the date of posting.

Also known as Twitlag.
"John finally responded to my comment about the 2008 elections. The dude has some serious Facelag."
by Joshua 'Z' Hernandez March 31, 2009
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faceless fuck

a use of a girl without emotional ties
by alimomen February 16, 2015
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