big fat ass

Having a big juicy ass, or being a complete slob, fat and sad

Jon: man , Elizabeth has a big fat ass....
Tyler: yeah i know, it's juicy right?

by RedHeadedMadam April 19, 2014

stupid fat ass

A person who wears small and tight revealing shirts thinking they look ok while the rest of us have to suffer with looking at there fat stomachs all day long!cover up fatty!

holy sonuvabitch look at that stupid fat ass!!!sick!

by wouldnt u like to know January 17, 2004

fat-ass laptop

When a glutenous, perhaps corpulent gentile takes a box of pizza, sets it upon his thick, sweaty thighs, and opens it as if a laptop and proceeds to scarf down the whole thing

Lou: yeah i saw this hideously obese guy sitting in the food court shoveling pizza in his face from his fat-ass laptop. His family looked pretty embarrassed.

Manny: eww wtf.

by wogface May 16, 2008

Fat ass day

Also known as thanksgiving, a day where we forget about the rules of portions and stuff ourselves with plenty of good food.

person 1: Happy thanksgiving
person 2: I rather call it happy fat ass day
person 1: YOUR GONNA stuff yourself?
person 2: hell yeah <3

by maniban November 28, 2010

my fat ass

"my fat ass" is when your ass is fat and juicy and you just say "my fat ass" randomly and then people will shut up

meckenzie: how do i use toilet paper right??

me: "my FAT ASS"

meckenzie: oh

by lol_yesgirl May 12, 2022

fat ass woofer

A very fat dog or doggo.
A doggo that has been spoiled by its humans and now needs a diet or it will become to over weight to walk.

Me: damn dude look at that fat ass woofer!
Friend: what?
Me: that fat dog over there! That's a fat ass woofer!

by VIISCERA July 29, 2017

Fat ass Fabris

A guy who eats dog vomit outta guys bumholes then back washes it into sam vitorinos mouth

I wanna do a Fat ass Fabris

by Ur Sexy hot dad July 23, 2019