When a comrade has farted, admitted fault, and the person they've admitted it to farts immediately after the admittance thus enabling the initial farter to take all the blame for the odor.
I farted, apologized, and asked my husband to crack the window when I noticed the odor only to learn the extreme odor had been a farcade! He farted immediately following my apology.
by Aley G. Puhee November 13, 2013
Get the farcade mug.A story or set of stories given to you by a drunk friend, with the implied knowledge that your friend is clearly full of shit and attempting to make himself/herself look larger than life. When one or more of these stories result in a blatant contradiction of scientific and/or anecdotal facts, a farradox results.
Mike was trying to explain drunk that he didn't really mean to flirt with that chick, but she was on his lap and he was nibbling on her ear. Clearly, this is just one big farradox.
by whoo kid 1234 October 17, 2009
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by Farzan Chishti May 10, 2004
Get the farzan mug.anything that could ever possibly seem to have some sort of importance to someone in some place in time being placed in the sentence commonly used by Farhad, "I need to {item or action of possible importance} so badly..."
Stereotypical Farhad Mentality inspired moment:
(Mr. Crowley by Ozzy playing on radio)
Farhad: "I need to play guitar so badly..."
(Mr. Crowley by Ozzy playing on radio)
Farhad: "I need to play guitar so badly..."
by jfergkillah January 13, 2009
Get the Farhad mentality mug.Little black persian, which can be found in Iran or Canada. He believes in Baphomet and when that doesn't work, Allah!
Most Farzams go to Israel at least once in their lives and blow a bus.
Most Farzams go to Israel at least once in their lives and blow a bus.
by Kudmilla Deshevsky January 28, 2008
Get the farzam mug.1. Noun-The image of arabic perfection. Farzaneh's are usually hairy legged gypsies with mischievous monkey side kicks who rob toursits, while they sing "i'm bringing sexy back"
in their native tongue.
2. Verb-When a beautiful Persian woman seduces you into an alley, mugs and then ties you up until some one finds you.
3. The feeling when you know some one has drugged your food.
in their native tongue.
2. Verb-When a beautiful Persian woman seduces you into an alley, mugs and then ties you up until some one finds you.
3. The feeling when you know some one has drugged your food.
by Mr. Blake day December 14, 2010
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