Fabric

Code name for women in public. As opposed to saying alot of ass.

Steve: Want to walk around the mall?

Akers: Sure, hopefully there is some quality fabric!

by spankdaddy November 14, 2011

mr farris

Most drop dead sexy motherfucker to ever walk the earth. when i walk in his class i borderline nut. that little striped collar shirt really gets me going

Me: damn did you see mr farris mine as well call him father Farris, holy shit!!!

by emmanuelvagina March 23, 2022

Fabrilexical

The ability to create your own words as you see fit. From "fabri" to fabricate, and "Lexical" of or pertaining to the words or vocabulary of a language.

I am incredibly fabrilexical.

by bloodmeal June 11, 2009

Fabritizing

Fake and Fabricated Advertising. Willful, calculated, deceitful and purposeful advertising that is either an outright lie or a blatant misprepresentation of the facts, meant to manipulate, impede, sway, convince or otherwise misinform the public at large.

Politicians do this habitually, especially during times of election. Large corporations, such as pharmaceuticals and oil companies, do this as well, when public opinion turns against them.

Obama is fabritizing his Health Care Plan again by stating it'll be free for everyone.

Romney is fabritizing the impact of taxes on the middle class.

The school president is fabritizing the results of the locker room scandal last year.

by GCFilmmaker October 9, 2012

Fabric scissors

Scissors that must never make contact of any sort with anything other than fabric.

If you cut paper with Mrs Henshaws fabric scissors you will get cut by the blade of her rusty yard clippers!

by lord damp nutksdom f March 29, 2017

Fabric Labyrinth

The beguiling pieces of overlapping fabric on the front of men’s briefs that have to be navigated by a penis in advance of peeing.

I pissed myself because I couldn’t get through the fabric labyrinth quickly enough. Damn you, Hanes!

by Stu Caruthers January 6, 2020

Hunter Fabri

A fucking piece of shit who is also a retard. Shits himself daily.

Man: "Oh no it's this guy again"
Woman: "Who?"
Man: "Hunter Fabri."
Woman: "Oh god, not that retard."

by LtEdgyUchiha December 10, 2019