poo poo fard

A massive shit that hurt your ass.

I just poo poo farded.

by Infrared August 30, 2022

Doo Doo Fard

When u shit out ur ass

I will doo doo fard on you

by DooDooFard July 28, 2022

Farded

When your teacher has just farted in class and covered it up by saying it's a semi-non-aquatic fart, not true, or when your little sister or brother tries to blame a fart on someone but nobody came to blame it on so they say it's an fard, then it could be them farting over cringy a#s lankybox and content because the video contains farts, but nobody likes farts so they say it's an fard.

Joe: Victory royale on fortnite baby!

Mom: Who farted?
Joe: Nooo, no ,no , no, my mom must not find out that I farted!
Mom: Come to the living room, I want answers!

Joe: I farded, Not a fart!
Mon: Ok? Joe?

by Fart Jokes January 2, 2024

Fard

Gamer fuel.
If you sniff enough fards you can get victory royal on fordnight.
EPIC🥶🥶🥶🥶

I want amouranth to fard in ma mouth uwu mm-mommy pls pls I want to juggle yo shid in ma mouth owo

by ilickhairyass March 3, 2022

Fard

Something that is smelly but also super funny
Or
Something that shows true dissatisfaction and frustration

“Dude, i thing u farded!!!!”
Or
“*died in minecraft* FARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

by MellowJello!! December 9, 2023

cock fard

When you fard through your cock.

Guy 1: *pffft*
Guy 2: Ew bro, what was that?
Guy 1: Sorry, it was a cock fard.

by Greenie2705 February 3, 2024

fard

a wet fart

sarah fards loudly in the hallway, not knowing whether or not she shitted.

by notkatiemcgrath July 13, 2022