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evangeline 

in the movie the princess and the frog the firefly raymond has a "girlfriend" named evangeline
Raymond: i say goodnight to evangeline every night
Princess thinking: umm thats a star

evangelion 

1. An anime cartoon that is often made fun of by people who are too stupid to understand anything it is about.
2. A show that combines human drama with mecha (robot) action.
Evangelion is high-quality entertainment.
evangelion by Somebody May 19, 2003

Evangeline Lilly 

The highest source of heat on the planet Earth after the Sun.
I stood next to Evangeline Lilly on the subway, and got a bad sunburn.
Evangeline Lilly by Maggie April 10, 2005

Evangelical Bitch Fest 

When a bunch of pompous, arrogant, evangelicals get together and talk about how the world should be, even though they are in positions of power and have no real intention of change- just whole lot of talking and bitching
Evangelical Bitch Fest mock conversation:

Two evangelical ministers meet to discuss problems in the world-

Baptist deacon says, "My church doesn't have women deacons. I think the women in my congregation are oppressed."

Episcopal priest says, "The people in the neighborhood surrounding our church are victim to economic injustice."

Baptist deacon says, "Things need to change in the world to help those people out...Wanna go play golf?"

evangelical movement 

A group of fat, lazy, unintelligent, uninformed extreme right-wing conservatives overly concerned with pointless social issues and ignorantly blissful of the truly important matters at hand that could actually affect our lives.
-Class, explain to me the class structure of ancient rome.

-uhhhhh. . . Jesus?

-well, close enough.
evangelical movement by gunshow January 20, 2005

evangelist 

Used to refer to someone that preaches a cause with devotion to the topic. Taken from the use of the word Evangelist to refer to someone that preached the good work of the protestant church, usually in the form of a missionary.
Robert Scoble is SUCH a Microsoft evangelist!
evangelist by Shaf August 20, 2005