eslorism

an erection with no purpose of being there a.k.a a random boner

hey lewis ive got a boner
lewis: wow who is it over

nobody it is an eslorism

by tomleboo January 1, 2012

Elonian

Elonian is the quantum dimensional religion that was created for the worshippers of The Lord, Elon Musk.

Newb: "Have you seen all those weirdo needs going GaGa over Elon Musk?"
Elonian: "Um, first of all his title is Lord Elon, and we're called Elonians. Like people who worship Jesus are Christians. People who worship Elon Musk are Elonians!"

by therealchronicles June 10, 2020

Escondildo

The Southern California City of Escondido combined with the word "dildo" to summarize the city's nature.

Samantha "What city do you live in?"
Jenny "Escondildo"

by baagel October 16, 2020

Estonian Football

The football variety widely used in all of Estonia. Has its own national football team as well as three stages of domestic league system. The most successful is Tallinna FC Flora.

(Unlike the definition that involves kicking testicles. That sport is nonexistent.)

Estonian Football is so good to watch. The national team is surprising and the domestic league is well-organized.

by LaserImouto January 4, 2023

Elon Derangement Syndrome

A mental disorder characterized by disparaging anything Elon Musk does. Sufferers experience rapid onset of EDS (Elon Derangement Syndrome) when they learn Elon Musk does not have a radical left-wing intersectional queer critical race theory based world view.

He hates SpaceX ever since Elon Musk began defending free-speech, he has rapid-onset Elon Derangement Syndrome

by Richard D Cranium May 18, 2023

elon mosque

Elon Mosque (PBUH) is a devout warrior for Islam engaged in a holy Jihad against the SEC. Absolute unit & sigma male, as well as based follower of Allah (SWT).

Yo bro you hear Elon Mosque killed 15 infidels today?

Alhamdullah brother, God willing he will destroy the illegitimate state of Israel tomorrow.

by Elon Mosque September 12, 2021

Elon

A fast-growing University in the Triangle region of North Carolina ranked among the top colleges in the Southeast and with a growing reputation nationwide. Impressive programs in engaged learning, study abroad, internships, and undergraduate research as well as nationally recognized Communications, Business, and Fine Arts programs. Colors are Maroon and Gold, and mascot is the Phoenix.

"So how's college?"
"Great, I'm at Elon! I'm a double major in Communications and Economics and I'm going to Spain next semester!"

by James Gorsuch March 3, 2008