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MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR

Viral video of a jar of mayonnaise going up an escalator with a guy singing a song for said mayonnaise
MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR

ITS GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER
by mayonnaisegod5555 December 7, 2023
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beef escalator

a piece of information, which generates a heightened level of drama within an already tense situation.
God damnit Shaniqua! ya bitch ass always comin' all up in here wit cha beef escalators! Shut yo bitch ass up, Fuck outta here ya stank ass hoe!
by bmb1455 December 5, 2022
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De-escalator

“I’m in london and I’m about to go down the de-escalator”

“Look there’s a funny advert on the side of the de-escalator
by I want this word to catch on August 27, 2023
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escalator

escalators are fucking stupid
by zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuena May 2, 2020
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Golden Escalator

Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.

If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.
by Pi Ke October 1, 2022
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Golden Escalator

Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.

If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.
by Pi Ke October 1, 2022
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An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022
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