Plentymaximum Erectus

1. A male syndrome derived from using massive amounts of male enhancement drugs while watching porn movies.
2. Any massive dosage of male enhancement drugs over a period of 24 hours.

At first the doctors thought it might be Plentymaximum Erectus or a Viagra Virus which locked up his hard drive.

by keithmorin July 24, 2011

Erectus Perfectus

Noun; A spell in many media franchises that acts exactly like penis enlargement pills

Person 1: “Erectus Perfectus”
Person 2: “…”
Person 1: *penis grows 5 extra inches”
Person 1:” alright I’m off to go meet my tinder matchup”

by Tabbylab May 21, 2023

Marcellus Erectus

The Marcellus Erectus is a sexual act, where the male is going to pound town doggy style and screams "Do a kickflip" as he reaches climax, flips the female over onto her back, slaps her in the face with a bratwurst, then immediately grabs her ankles to roll her off the bed in a reverse somersault into nearby furniture.

"I gave my girl the ol Marcellus Erectus"

by Chief Mills March 15, 2023

Spicy DPS Erectus

Spicy Dead Poets Society erectus - When you find sexual satisfaction in language,
Especially when used in quote form

Reading Margaret Thatcher quotes with the bros…I’m about to have to spill the beans that I’m suffering from some Spicy DPS Erectus

by J flow August 19, 2022

remas erectus

an autistic homo erectus

hmmmmm that nigga might be a remas erectus

by badr shimi January 13, 2022

homo erectus floridus

Homo erectus floridus, AKA Florida Man, is not known for it’s high functioning intelligence. Scientist are still baffled how the species has managed to survive this long, well past the 20th century, especially with the large influx of new, elderly foreign species from New England and other cold environments, encroaching onto it’s territory and presenting it with competition.

Another stupid move by Desantis, aka homo erectus floridus, that will bring nothing but harm to Florida.

by The Sleeze Disease May 31, 2022

Erectual

A victual or nourishment that provides man with such a delightful scent it arouses his very own membrum virile to the point of erection.

Johnny: My God do these crushed grapes so elegantly brought by the very wind to my noise
Fin: OH MY, Johnny I believe you have been caught with an erectual. Shall I call the law enforcement.
Johnny: You mere imbecile this is the way I express my love for these very fine fruits .
Fin: Understandable good fellow, I shall continue forth my day.
Johnny: Alright then pal, I hope you too may one day have an erectual.

by Slayer of foreign English April 4, 2021