ultra-epic-kards-gamer

A cool guy who plays the videogame KARDS. The ones who play as Sovjet have probably long hair. They think that their ultra epic status comes from the fact that the combine their meta knowlege with a plethera of WWII facts to make them a overdramaric bezzerwizzer ingame.

Oh are you just an (epic gamer).

I am a ultra-epic-kards-gamer, peasant.

by ultra-epic-kards-gamer May 17, 2020

Epic Gamer Moment

A moment where the home bois clutch up the ranked game by only going fuze and lion.

You: Bro I just aced with Finka!
Me: That's an Epic Gamer Moment.

by bruhboisquiddy October 23, 2020

The Epic Gamer

The Epic Gamer is when you're epically gaming online with and then suddenly you get a blowie outta nowhere like what

Guy1: Yo I was fighting Midir when my side bitch gave me The Epic Gamer
Guy2: Spicy

by Paper Lad November 1, 2019

Minecraft epic gamer

You’re playing Minecraft and you are epic gamer

He’s a Minecraft epic gamer and he hates being disturbed.

by Super epic gamer! March 30, 2022

EPIC GAMER

An epic gamer is a guy who has a big dick and gets all the pussy mostly playing minecraft or any other game than fortnite if he does play fortnite we have a brain dead freak not a EPIC GAMER on our hands.

Person 1:have you heard if the new guy.
Person 2:yes I heard he was an EPIC GAMER i so want him.

by Pussy destroyer3069 April 10, 2022

Epic Gamer Moment

www.twitch.tv/mrmoowo

"Have you seen this Epic Gamer Moment?"
"No, where do I find the best one?"
"Right here: www.twitch.tv/mrmoowo"

by qtSparrow January 8, 2021

Epic Gamer

Ironic term used to describe a person, typically male, who is of low social status and cretinous intellect that spends most of their days in their mother's basement being a sweaty tryhard on video games while feeding on nothing other than caffeine and whatever fast food and other greasy snacks they can get their cheeto-covered fingers on - furthermore characterized as an immature virgin that uses the digital space as an outlet for their deep insecurities. Their style of communication also takes on a form akin to the typical gamer stereotype seen circa the start of the 21st century.

Given their intellect (or lack thereof), epic gamers often lack the empathy and emotional intelligence to properly communicate with others both in real life and on the internet, thus leading them into a closed loop of being a miserably disgraceful annoyance to anyone who may have the misfortune of running into them.

"EZ EZ XDDDDDDDDD"

"This nigga is the biggest epic gamer I have ever seen."

by Hobkins Neitzen July 1, 2025