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Flesh Envelope

Open up that Flesh Envelope and get ready for my pork sword.
by Synapse July 3, 2003
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Fruity Envelope

Another more innocent, term for "bitch", or "a bitch" originates from French culture. Can be used in all the same forms "bitch" can.
That TV is Fruityenvelopin'! Quit being such a fruity envelope and get in the car! I see you've got a new pet; what a lovely little Fruity Envelope.
by Don Knotts March 26, 2007
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sealing the envolope

The act of ejaculating on your partners eyes when there asleep. So when they wake up their eyes are sealed.
My boyfriend caught my sealing the envolope last night.
by thomas medina January 17, 2008
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envelophobia

A sniglet my husband and I conjured up in the 1980's to describe the panicky feeling of getting frantically entangled in our bedsheets.
"Wait, wait, stop! Envelophobia! Envelophobia!"
by Syllywana December 15, 2008
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Envelope Titties

When the breasts not only sag, but they sag outwards much like the flaps on an envelope.
Jose: I'm not going to the gym today...Me tired and lazy.
Mandrake: you forgot Fat
Jose: At least I don't have envelope titties...Sandra!
by chabooksauce February 24, 2009
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idiot-envelope

A fictional place in the back of our minds that houses every little stupid mistake our unique self has to offer. This could range from simply mispelling a word, to crashing your car into a brick wall. Specifically, this word refers to mistakes that are in your future.
1. Person 1:
"Did that hurt?"
Person 2:
"Not really. I'm sure I've got worse things in the idiot-envelope!"

2. "Now he's just pulling wildcards from his idiot-envelope."
by cc808 July 23, 2007
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envelopmental therapy

miracle of the the male getting sex, the envelopment of the penis by any means necessary gay, straight, masturbation...etc. -the 'hiding of the salami', and its' peripheral psychological benefits, -ie: envelopmental therapy

-this is a proven stress reliever for the male, 'bargaining chip' for the female!! -plays golf with the relief valve on any appliance! (currency for the female, see: 'poons'!!)
john was crying over his status, he needed a little envelopmental therapy!!

worlds away, a human would have given john some envelopmental therapy
by michael foolsley October 23, 2010
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