Get the Little Brown Envelope mug.An incorrect version of "interoffice envelope" that people say or email to the entire company when one is missing and contains the documents they need.
Random office worker: Can everyone please check to see if they recieved an inner office envelope that should have come to me.
Jay: OMG! Someone did it again.
Theresa: *sigh*
Jay: OMG! Someone did it again.
Theresa: *sigh*
by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009
Get the Inner Office Envelope mug.John Doe: what did you get in the mail?
Jane Doe: red envelope.
John Doe: what movie?
Jane Doe: only the greatest movie of all time, Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
Jane Doe: red envelope.
John Doe: what movie?
Jane Doe: only the greatest movie of all time, Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
by OhaiNoName March 20, 2011
Get the red envelope mug.A day that is entirely taken up with necessary but mind-numbing administration, usually to clear the decks so you can get on with the stuff you're supposed to be doing.
"If I don't get this tax return done today, my head won't be clear enough to finish Ulysses. Time for a Brown Envelope Day." --James Joyce, Trieste, 1921.
by jim0203 April 4, 2010
Get the Brown Envelope Day mug.by frank1678 November 25, 2013
Get the brown envelope mug.The act of ejaculating inside ones boxers while worn then forgetting and having your load dry to your thigh. Usually the result of a parental invasion without knocking or late night jerk session.
"Brad, why did you run off last night after we finished dry humping?"
"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."
"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."
by J|nn May 5, 2014
Get the Crusty Envelope Sealer mug.A taco that isn't shaped like a taco. It has taco ingredients. It tastes like a fantastic taco. However it does not operate like a taco. Folded like an envelope (yes people still send mail the old fashioned way) you open it into taco EEeeeectsasy...welcome to flavour country my friends:)
by banana1997 May 2, 2018
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