elastic wilson

when you tie a rubber band around a bitches neck, cum in her mouth, and punch her in the throat.

i gave that bitch an elastic wilson and she almost died

by kjdfgksjkjdg October 31, 2008

elasticate

To stretch and extends one’s limbs.

I need to elasticate my legs right now

by Gabetx April 8, 2023

spastic elastic

A disabled gymnast

Given that sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024

Elastic Defense

In military terminology, this refers to a strategy used to flexibly absorb then repel the advance of attackers through carefully planned integrated fighting positions.

In modern slang terminology however, this is an over the top way to refer to a condom.

Definition 1: “We need to emplace mines and set up ambush positions in order to form an elastic defense at the valley entrance.”

Definition 2: “Babe I’m soooooo horny, I hope you brought your elastic defense!”

by CrazyCronker47 July 12, 2025

Elastic Cheeto

A cheeto that has been left in the toilet too long and has now become stretchy and slinky.

"I was taken a dump and discovered an elastic cheeto hiding amongst the shitbricks."

by Alex James Regina December 25, 2007

Elastic Eleven

A group of ten girls and one guy who is named Mr. Incredible.
Having to do with pimps, usually these people are involved sexually. Also are good at sex.

"dude look at that elastic eleven they got goin on there!"

by Niggahsdontmess January 8, 2012