spastic elastic

A disabled gymnast

Given that sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024

ouchless elastics

for pleasure other than for hair...

Omg Scott did you put her elastics in your mouth!! MANLY that you used her elastics like that.
Ouchless elastics are superb man!

by ouchless elastics December 06, 2020

elastic clause

When you tuck your morning wood in the elastic of your boxers

I used the eleastic clause method to hide my morning wood from my sister

Dave better use the elastic clause before mom sees his wood

by BigolebigD November 27, 2018

elastic wilson

when you tie a rubber band around a bitches neck, cum in her mouth, and punch her in the throat.

i gave that bitch an elastic wilson and she almost died

by kjdfgksjkjdg September 17, 2008

Borgelatic Elasticity

The special sort of elasticity only found in thawed & rehydrated ground beef.

It doesn’t make sense! Is there really no other way to achieve borgelatic elasticity?

by The Borgelatic Beast February 25, 2025