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eggplant parm

n. a sexual act that occurs during a womans menstrual period and when completed loosely resembles a cheap version of eggplant parmigiana, after having sex with a menstruating woman (the blood represents tomato sauce), the male then defecates onto her bloody vagina (the "eggplant") followed by the male ejaculating on top of the fecal matter ("parmesan cheese"). If more tomato sauce is required to complete the effect, the woman can be punched in the nose.
My girlfriend is so freaky, she loves it when I give her the "eggplant parm"
by M.M. 108 May 2, 2006
mugGet the eggplant parmmug.

Eggplant Body

A large, squishy, undefined female body, with no distinguishable womanly curves, besides those brought on by excessive consumption of burgers, bacon, and assorted sweets. Eggplant body bitches of the Caucasian persuasion are popular amongst skinny black dudes who need a white chick to go down on them without hesitation.
"Ay man, you see that white chick that Josh is with?"

"Mannnn, that big bitch got eggplant body. Get real"
by NigBipples October 3, 2011
mugGet the Eggplant Bodymug.

Eggplant parm

bro I just did a eggplant parm last night.
by MY hAnDle Yuh October 17, 2019
mugGet the Eggplant parmmug.

Spicy Eggplant

When you dip your dick in chili oil and fuck a bitch in the ass, adding oil as you go.
Bro I totally just did the spicy eggplant to your mom last night
by PapayaPounder69 May 16, 2018
mugGet the Spicy Eggplantmug.

Eggplant squirter

Kyle: Did you hear that Rick got some chick pregnant.
Eric: That's no suprise. Rick's the biggest eggplant squirter west of the Mississippi
by Donald Trumps cunt December 12, 2018
mugGet the Eggplant squirtermug.

Eggplant Cake

Something girls ask guys for when they wanna suck his dick.
"Lemme eat that dick" "You could just say gimme that eggplant cake
by lit boy 1234 October 22, 2018
mugGet the Eggplant Cakemug.

sloppy eggplant

When a female species fucks you so hard your shit turns purple like the emoji.Hell yeah
damn girl you really know how to work a sloppy eggplant.
by Horny motherfucker October 14, 2017
mugGet the sloppy eggplantmug.

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