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edmonds woodway

Also know as Edmonds weedway, this high school in Edmonds is full of wanna be soundcloud rappers who pay their way to get noticed and/or claim they “grew up” with lil mosey. The hoes at Edmonds Woodway have herpes and like to get fucked in the bathrooms. You will likey run into little boys claiming they are from norfend and throwing up neighborhood.
person one: bro I fucked this snow bunny last night but now my dick burns.

person two: damn she must’ve been an edmonds woodway bitch huh.
by oof444 September 23, 2018
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Edmon

Usually guys with this name are the most funniest, coolest and famous people at their schools. A guy whose name is Edmon is a great friend and everyone wishes to be like him. Everyone knows him, respects him and loves him.
Man do you know Edmon?
Of course I do, I mean who doesn’t?
He is so cool man I wish I was him.
by James3848 January 17, 2018
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Maxwell Edison

a 20's mob gangster who eliminated his victims using a silver hammer.

fun fact: he was a bright young boy majoring in medicine at the University of Chicago at the time of his trial.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.
by mag February 27, 2005
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Noel Edmonds

That bit of skin between your nutsack and your pipe. Or your fanny and your pipe or whatever.

Total waste of skin, usually wearing an unatractive beard.
Walking along the wall on the way home from the pub, he slipped and completely knackered his Noel Edmonds.

What a cheg!
by ColinT January 9, 2008
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Edmonton

Capital city of Alberta, Canada. Has roughly one million people. Weather is quite weird.

May be known as 'Homicide City' for its huge murder percent. Also known for the worst hockey team.
Person 1 : Wow, Edmonton's weather is really wonky, today.

Person 2 : You crazy? It's wonky everyday. Maybe the wonkiness drives people crazy so they end up murdering people, thus our homicide rates.

Person 3 : How cruel... The only thing murdered in Edmonton is their hockey team.
by xkimmiiz August 23, 2011
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Thomas Edison

A fictional sexual manuver where a lightbulb is placed in the women's vagina and the friction from the anal sex she is recieving lights up the bulb.
It's kinda dark in here. How about the Thomas Edison?
by T Money November 22, 2004
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Jim Edmonds

Commonly recognized as the best centerfielder in baseball, plays for the saint louis cardinals. 8 time gold glover, career .294 batting average, hits for power and average, strikes out a lot, fast runner, likes to make dramatic catches all of the time, cool dude.
holy cow Jim Edmonds just robbed a homer.
by johnnie o'toole December 28, 2005
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