scrotal eclipse

The act of placing a scrotum over one's eyes, thereby restricting the amount of ambient light that an individual can perceive.

When I woke up I thought I had overslept, but soon realized that I was temporarily blinded by a scrotal eclipse.

by hoary marmot August 31, 2010

Coral Eclipse

The end of everything.
An anime website.
When the moon and the sun colide.

The apoclypse is similar to the coral eclipse.

by Ecliptica June 17, 2006

Blowjob Eclipse

BlowJob Eclipse is when a white blonde girl is sucking you off and than a black girl comes a bit after to eat your ass at the same time!

Dude, it was total BlowJob Eclipse yesterday. None of that partial shit.

by MarCer August 21, 2017

dick eclipse

When a dick pic or snapchat ruins a perfectly sunny afternoon.

Ugh I just got dick eclipsed hot any sunglasses?

by QueenMae May 31, 2014

Anti-Eclipse

The term used to describe the period of time when neither the sun or moon are visible. This is most prevalent when there is an eclipse occurring which is not directly visible by you. Not to be confused with a new moon.

L - "God Richard, why can't I see the moon tonight?"

R - "Maybe It's foggy?"

L - "No I think it's a new moon"

R - "Just checked Google. There's an eclipse in Australia"

L - "Ahh! Must be a good ol' Anti-Eclipse then"

by Lambat May 17, 2011

Brolar Eclipse

When a bro (male friend) inadvertently cock blocks you or another bro.

Matt: So I was talking to this girl and then (bro's name) totally brolar eclipsed me.

Raine: Thats rough dude, you should kill him.
Matt: Nah, he's a bro and it was an accident.

by SneakySpade March 23, 2010

Cellulite Eclipse

Unpleasant bar scene phenomenon that occurs when one is observing a beautiful woman from a distance. Then her larger than usual friend moves in between the two parties to obstruct ones line of vision resulting in an uncomfortable view of cellulite and a decreased possibility of dialog between the two parties

Tom: "Dude, check out that sweet biscuit over there at the bar"

Pete: "Dude, I can't see anything right now, her fatty friend is causing a cellulite eclipse".

by wallacj3 March 31, 2009