Blowjob Eclipse

BlowJob Eclipse is when a white blonde girl is sucking you off and than a black girl comes a bit after to eat your ass at the same time!
Dude, it was total BlowJob Eclipse yesterday. None of that partial shit.
by MarCer August 21, 2017
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Nutsack Eclipse

The act of dropping your nut sack across her eyes and having your penis across her mouth and chin.
Tim gave Jenna a nutsack eclipse on lunch today!
by Diabetic unicorn April 25, 2020
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dick eclipse

When a dick pic or snapchat ruins a perfectly sunny afternoon.
Ugh I just got dick eclipsed hot any sunglasses?
by QueenMae May 31, 2014
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Lunar Eclipse

A lunar eclipse is when the Earth's shadow blocks the full moon, making it look red and dark.

A lunar eclipse is also when you're mooning (exposing your butt to) someone in broad daylight and a plane blocks the sun for a few seconds, casting a shadow on the moon (butt).
It was nighttime and all the people came to watch the lunar eclipse (Earth's shadow blocking the moon for a while).
Tom was mooning people and then a plane passed by to cast a shadow. It was a lunar eclipse (shadow blocking butt).
by CognitiveFuel September 02, 2023
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scrotal eclipse

The act of placing a scrotum over one's eyes, thereby restricting the amount of ambient light that an individual can perceive.
When I woke up I thought I had overslept, but soon realized that I was temporarily blinded by a scrotal eclipse.
by hoary marmot August 31, 2010
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Brolar Eclipse

When a bro (male friend) inadvertently cock blocks you or another bro.
Matt: So I was talking to this girl and then (bro's name) totally brolar eclipsed me.

Raine: Thats rough dude, you should kill him.
Matt: Nah, he's a bro and it was an accident.
by SneakySpade March 24, 2010
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Cellulite Eclipse

Unpleasant bar scene phenomenon that occurs when one is observing a beautiful woman from a distance. Then her larger than usual friend moves in between the two parties to obstruct ones line of vision resulting in an uncomfortable view of cellulite and a decreased possibility of dialog between the two parties
Tom: "Dude, check out that sweet biscuit over there at the bar"

Pete: "Dude, I can't see anything right now, her fatty friend is causing a cellulite eclipse".
by wallacj3 March 31, 2009
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