iPod Ears

When 2 men ejaculate into a woman's ears, one ear each, leaving a large reservoir of ejaculate in each ear. Some of the semen will then run down her cheeks giving the impression that she is wearing a pair of the white headphones popularised by the Apple iPod.

This bird is well mucky, we gave her the iPod ears and she loved it.

by stiff peeda February 19, 2010

Un-earned Cuddle

The act of waking up to a one night stand and having that person clinging and cuddling you as if you are in a serious relationship.

I woke up to go piss and that random girl was clinging to my waist. I don't even know her name. A total Un-Earned Cuddle.

by Gwynnetastic February 27, 2010

Dale Earnhardt

Our redneck savior. He crashed for our sins, and on the third lap, he rose again, and ascended into heaven, where he rideth shotgun for our Lord, the Almighty God.

In Dale Earnhardt's name, we pray. Ay-men.

by M. Helton December 10, 2009

robot ears

What you need to fully enjoy Aphex Twin. People with robot ears actually NEED Aphex Twin just like normal people need food

you need robot ears to listen to aphex twin's equation

by XxLorDxX October 24, 2010

cat ears and tail

Used to describe virginity. Inspired by the Japanese manga "Loveless," where humans are born with feline ears as well as tails (males and females alike). After having sexual intercourse, their ears and tails fall off. It is used as a sign of purity and innocence.

No, I've never had sex. Still have my cat ears and tail, as they would say.

by zpat July 7, 2006

Robot Ears

A person with robot ears is any person who has a specific love for techno music.

Person 1: Did you hear D now has robot ears?
Person 2: It's about time.

by DJ T Trance February 10, 2009

Ears Deep

The act of vigorously performing oral sex on a woman. Your face is buried so deep into her that her labia is up to your ears...hence you are ears deep.

My girlfriend likes it when I go ears deep. It makes her cum.

by TR74 October 3, 2008