When one becomes a social outcast, or severely socially crippled. Their cellphone is unavailable, and they suffer from missed txts, calls, or IMs.
"Man, since I dropped my cellphone in the toilet the other day, I've been suffering from serious cellrectile dysfunction.I don't know WHAT'S going on"
by sarniakid August 13, 2008
Mental condition wherein human beings see other human beings as filthy animals while seeing dogs as their brothers, sisters, or, most often, children. Condition may cause said persons to do the following:
- become filled with outrage when a dog is killed, even accidentally; however, when humans are killed or abused, they turn a blind eye to it.
- bring their dogs into restaurants and supermarkets and become outraged when told that their pet doesn't belong there, insisting it is "a member of their family" and that the store is discriminating against them.
- pay thousands of dollars for their pets to have treatments for cancer, but bemoan human beings "running up huge hopsital bills for their family" when trying to survive cancer.
- make hilarious statements such as "I would rather heaven was full of dogs than people," not realizing that such would mean they wouldn't be there, either.
- feed their dog from their dinner table and even let the dog take stuff right off of their plate, but get mad if someone "breaches protocol" by eating with their fingers or putting their elbows on the table.
It is important to note that Canine Dysfunction is not limited to dog owners, but can also affect the owners of any other type of house pet, both common and uncommon, in a similar fashion with regard to their animal of choice.
- become filled with outrage when a dog is killed, even accidentally; however, when humans are killed or abused, they turn a blind eye to it.
- bring their dogs into restaurants and supermarkets and become outraged when told that their pet doesn't belong there, insisting it is "a member of their family" and that the store is discriminating against them.
- pay thousands of dollars for their pets to have treatments for cancer, but bemoan human beings "running up huge hopsital bills for their family" when trying to survive cancer.
- make hilarious statements such as "I would rather heaven was full of dogs than people," not realizing that such would mean they wouldn't be there, either.
- feed their dog from their dinner table and even let the dog take stuff right off of their plate, but get mad if someone "breaches protocol" by eating with their fingers or putting their elbows on the table.
It is important to note that Canine Dysfunction is not limited to dog owners, but can also affect the owners of any other type of house pet, both common and uncommon, in a similar fashion with regard to their animal of choice.
Some woman with canine dysfunction was carrying her poodle around the grocery store and made a huge scene when she was told that only Seeing-Eye Dogs were allowed in the store. It only got more awkward when she declared that she and her "child" were leaving and would be talking to a lawyer about a discrimination suit.
by JustAnotherGuy October 16, 2012
the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.
Electile Dysfunction; Both political parties in the USA have done their very best job to ruin the democratic electorial process. So it is true that you can kill a fantasy (aka Camelot is dead) period.
by ron abbott September 15, 2008
The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.
"Watching the neocons talk about balanced budgets and reduced spending while in the same breath mentioning expansion of the number of troops in Iraq gave me electile dysfunction. However, I have been cured by a dose of Dr. Ron Paul."
by Homero January 25, 2008
"did you read about that new study by the AMA? research shows that just watching obama and mccain on cnn promotes incurable electile dysfunction."
by fineupstandingcitizen July 31, 2008
A Male penis is so deflated that can get hard even when their sexual activity going on and no matter what their partner tries to do he cannot get aroused or erect
by ComedyCosmos May 10, 2018
by Apartex October 12, 2017