A stinky piece of shit that will 100% steal your neighbors dog, fuck it, then shit on your porch and blame the dog. His smell could set wet toilet paper on fire. His farts can rock obsidian. Is an absolute cuck. He will never go anywhere in life. Best thing he can contribute to society is allowing the U.S. military to utilize his farts to create a new kind of nuke that in addition to nuclear fallout will break down your lungs like chlorine gas.
Bro 1: Dude did you smell Dustin yesterday?
Bro 2: Yeah man, he smelled so bad I had to get my stomach pumped.
Bro 1: Sorry bro. I would come over to help you get better but I am going to my little sisters funeral.
Bro 2: Damn, how did she die Bro?
Bro 1: She came within 5 miles of Dustin for too long.
Bro 2: Yeah man, he smelled so bad I had to get my stomach pumped.
Bro 1: Sorry bro. I would come over to help you get better but I am going to my little sisters funeral.
Bro 2: Damn, how did she die Bro?
Bro 1: She came within 5 miles of Dustin for too long.
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