dumpster pirate

A scavenger who will rummage through your trash cans looking for recyclables or anything of value. A trashpicker.

Those damn dumpster pirates were here again and they made a huge mess digging though the garbage in our shitcans!

by TIMJB1 November 28, 2007

Dumpster Butt

Physical condition characterized by the presence of slippery shit residue in taint and anus region a the result of either: 1) failure to completely remove all shit during post-dump ass wiping or, 2) failure to completely expell all shit from body during dump, leading to the 'slow-leak' factor involving the slow excretion of shit matter through butt cheeks while walking or standing. While this phenomenon is often confused with 'swamp ass', a quick examination of one's underwear reveals a more prominent ratio of shit vs. sweat during the presence of dumpster butt.

During my lunchbreak at work today I carefully and quietly crammed a wad of toilet paper in my ass to quelch the dumpster butt i'd developed from my morning quick-shit.

by Douglas Zimbah December 9, 2008

Maltby Dumpster

The bin in which Nogtard's bog was dumped by the Rogue Maltbyite. When the bog was discovered by Monk and Mick the dumpster stank to high heaven because of Nogtard's disgusting shits.

Monk: Are we going to get Nogtard's Bog out of the Maltby Dumpster?

Mick: Yes we have to. The Rogue Maltbyite must be beaten. We'll put it back on the Maltby Lorry with a new sign attached to it.

by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 4, 2009

spunk dumpster

A woman who does not actively participate in sex, but instead passively acts as a receptacle for cum.

When she is tired, she will at least be my spunk dumpster.

by Cooey K May 5, 2008

dumpster dive

To search through dumpsters looking for good things that other people have thrown away. Usually done outside buisnesses.

Hey dude lets go dumpster dive outside best buy and Ultimate Electronics.

by tdbmachine May 20, 2005

Dumpster Man

A man who lives in a dumpster behind the dollar tree. He is known to be horny 99% of the time, he worships Ron Jeremy, and often uses little to no self control.

"Dude I just saw a guy jerking off in the dumpster behind the Dollar Store! I think he was watching Ron Jeremy!"

"That was probably just Dumpster Man."

by Dumpster Man January 26, 2015

Punching The Dumpster

When your boyfriend is really terrible at sex, he is punching the dumpster.

Oh damn, my boyfriend came over last time and he was punching the dumpster all night long. :(

by Xephe April 10, 2015