An apple dumpling is performed for neither pain nor pleasure, but rather a sexual conquest that few have mastered. One must plan to perform the apple dumpling in advance in order to obtain enough nut butter for the ease of entry. The act of performing an apple dumpling involves introducing either , BUT ONLY ONE, testicle into an eager and accepting butt hole. If the proper prep is involved, it should "pop" right in. The final, some would say most important, step to ask your partner to produce enough pressure in the anal canal so that the testicle will shoot out.
Connor, a fertile sexual savant at the ripe age of 19, describes his first experience with the apple dumpling as, "Man, just the feeling of my testicle in a warm, tight, shitty, butt hole and then to suddenly have an angel shoot my ball back into reality was the last thing I expected when going to chat with Professor Ms. Kathy about my English 101 paper"
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Is a naturally occuring phenomenon, that happens only once in a persons life.
It is an event of expellation of human waste equal to the force generated by 10 subsequent earthquakes.
It usually fills 5 meters of the human intestinal tract at one time.
Scientists believe its cause to be linked to the pulling of the moons gravity.
It is an event of expellation of human waste equal to the force generated by 10 subsequent earthquakes.
It usually fills 5 meters of the human intestinal tract at one time.
Scientists believe its cause to be linked to the pulling of the moons gravity.
Friend 1: Hey man, just wait a second, I got to drop a dumping shard.
Friend 2: I'll prepare the ceremony outfits.
Friend 2: I'll prepare the ceremony outfits.
by Hell Rebs January 10, 2008
Get the Dumping Shard mug.1.Any unattractive, often overweight female who is usually drunk and trying to score.(see also: swamp donkey)
2.(pl:frump dumplings)The type of women I do not have sex with.
2.(pl:frump dumplings)The type of women I do not have sex with.
by Nunya Business June 17, 2004
Get the frump dumpling mug.When two people go "tag-team dumping" it is similar to tag team wrestling except that after one person has dumped they leave the toilet without flushing and the second team member goes in and dumps on the existing dump. In a competition format the first team to block the toilet wins.
Belly Boy & Big Kev make a great tag team dumping team - the amount of orange juice those guys drink in the morning means they can dump for Britain.
Heard the noise when the big bald guy from the office next door is taking a dump - he'd be a great tag team dumping partner!
Heard the noise when the big bald guy from the office next door is taking a dump - he'd be a great tag team dumping partner!
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The Cooker (looking up in tree): "Dude, what the hell are you doing up in that tree with your pants down?"
Pete Dick (dropping a crap into a parked car's sunroof: "sky dumping, dumb ass"
Pete Dick (dropping a crap into a parked car's sunroof: "sky dumping, dumb ass"
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Today at the gym, Lance stopped in the middle of a set, ran to the bathroom, and dumped some major ass. Dumping Ass is his favorite pastime.
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