freestyle driving

Art of operating your vehicle that requires mental dexterity, thinking outside the box and an indifference toward the law.

Includes, but is not limited to:
*right-to-go-left U-turns (instead of waiting to go left at a long light)
*driving through parking lots
*rolling stop signs
*using the shoulder and service alleys as additional lanes

For showing off, personal entertainment and especially getting to work on time.

-"How'd you get here so fast? Traffic's backed up for a mile on Texas St."
-"Why, freestyle driving, of course. We cut off on Anderson, turned onto Village on two wheels, rolled the stop sign onto Hollemon, took the alleys behind the Marble Slab and Hastings and came through the Target parking lot. I know an even faster way to get back."

by Reid "Mr. Peepers" Golden July 6, 2007

Beth Cooper Driving

Driving like Beth Cooper from the movie, I love You Beth Cooper.

Driving over curbs, driving your car into some ones house and hitting everything you could possibly hit.

Denis Cooverman: to Beth Cooper Thanks. You hit me with your car. That was pretty cool.

that was beth cooper driving!

by redwinggirl2010 January 19, 2010

ninja driving

Ninja driving is the phenomenon that occurs when you kind of know where you are, and you kind of know where you are going, but you have no idea how to get there. Then, by harnessing what can only be called "the force," you end up at the predetermined destination.

Many people have experienced ninja driving without knowing its name. Others have been trained by ninja driving masters. The concept of ninja driving can be extended to include ninja walking, ninja biking, ninja scootering, and possibly ninja public transportationing.

Say you are downtown, and you need to get somewhere in the suburbs that you have never been before. You're going off the grid system, yikes! You only have an address -- no directions. You decide to ninja-drive there. While ninja driving, you use landmarks and a trained sense of intuition and end up where you want to be. You never call for directions, you don't use the internet, and you never consult a map. You arrive at your destination.

Person: "Did you get directions off the internet?"
You: "No, I ninja-drove here."

by katelynR December 10, 2008

driving award

Noun, Another name for a DUI or DWI violation.

Dale got picked up last night driving home, cop gave him a driving award.

by Br King April 12, 2008

driving back to Rochdale

Going to apologise to someone you've just been talking to very shortly after having bid them fairwell, for something you didn't realise you'd done wrong.

From the so-called "Bigotgate" affair (28th April 2010) during the 2010 UK General Elections, when PM Gordon Brown had to apologise to a lady in Rochdale he'd just spoken to, for calling her "bigoted" after he had spoken to her and got in the car to leave, not realising his radio mic was still on.

Why don't you remind me it's your birthday/our anniversary/Valentine's Day BEFORE I go off to work in the morning? My whole life is spent bloody driving back to Rochdale.

by The_Seaward April 29, 2010

Driving Stick-Shift

When the driver (preferably a female) jacks the passengers dick off by giving him a hand-job while driving.

Guy- "Me and my girl just got home from camping"

Friend- "Who drove?"

Guy- "She did, and she drove stick-shift the entire way."

Friend- "Damn man I love driving stick-shift!"

by LeGeNdKiLleR69 June 7, 2014

Driving me up my nuts

Conflation of the expressions drive me up a wall and driving me nuts. Basically when someone is annoying you so intensely it's almost like they're kicking you in the balls. Hence the reference to the word "nuts."

Co-worker: How's the project with Amy coming along?
Me: Holy moly ... she's really driving me up my nuts. I can't stand her constantly changing her mind about everything.

by naughtybynature June 28, 2019