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Baker's Daughter's Dozen

Thirteen of something plus a sexual favor
I picked up those cookies from my coworker last night and got a baker's daughter's dozen.

Carpenter’s dozen 

The hardware store sells a box of nails by the carpenter’s dozen.

Hater's Dozen 

A Hater's Dozen is 11 donuts.
Nik: Man, that donut shop gave me a Hater's Dozen.

Jesse: Well, you're an asshole so you probably deserve it.
Hater's Dozen by SoggyGeg November 19, 2018

Hoarder's Dozen

An unnecessarily large collection of any particular thing

A shit-ton
"My uncle Joe has a hoarder's dozen of toilet paper, it was stacked up in his linen closet, floor to ceiling!"

"I just ate a hoarder's dozen of pancakes."

"I would give a hoarder's dozen just to see him again."

Karen's dozen 

A dozen under the Karen standard is 50, as opposed to 12.
"Fifty. Five zero. That's what a dozen is!" -Dunkin Donuts Karen

Scale provided by reddit user u/Iamvanno:
Dozen = 12.
Baker's dozen = 13.

Karen's dozen = 50.
Karen's dozen by Khrezin February 15, 2021

J's dozen 

In pursuit of obtaining a larger quantity of the traditional dozen (12), in the same fashion that you would order a bakers dozen (13), the J's dozen (24) came about at bakeries and coffee shops in Colorado and NY.
"I'll take a J's dozen of those bagels." or "Just give me a J's dozen chocolate chip cookies."
J's dozen by mythosiii March 20, 2021