douchebonnet

The driver of a truck that has a crappy bonnet on it.

"That guy is such a douchebonnet."

by Iesus Christus March 18, 2008

Douschebaggot

Someone who is acts like a douschebag and looks like a faggot.

Alex thinks hes such a player, little does he know that hes just a douschebaggot.

by Chaos is beauty January 3, 2011

Douchebotchery

any act which is in the furtherance of douchy behavior

I can't believe how much douchebotchery that bro created at the kegger last night

by tinglish1177 May 8, 2011

Doucheboy

Young Teenagers going into adulthood who act like complete Douches

Person A: Hey do you think the One Direction boys are Assholes

Person B:Yeah I think they are all a bunch of Doucheboys

by JoseAwesomeness May 10, 2015

Doucheboy

Young Teenagers going into adulthood who act like complete Douches

Person A: Hey do you think the One Direction boys are Assholes

Person B:Yeah I think they are all a bunch of Doucheboys

by JoseAwesomeness May 10, 2015

doucheboard

Those $400 segways without the handle that all viners have that make you like the the absolute biggest fuckboy douchebag in the world. Some retards may call it a hoverboard, but since there are two wheels that touch the ground, it doesn't hover. Someone on a doucheboard may be

-Wearing a flat brim hat backwards
-Wearing those long shirts that go down to your thigh
-Wearing skinny jeans
-Wearing huge Nike high tops
-Making a Musical.ly
-Making a Vine
-Sending pictures of his tiny dick to girls twice his age on Snapchat
-Bringing cancer to all

"Hey, why's that douche on a segway without a handle? "
"It's called a doucheboard."
"Wow I think I'm gonna kill myself now"

by Papa Squirt July 24, 2016

Douchebonic Plague

The feeling like everyone around you is a douchebag .

Groups of people jumping on board of a stupid fad .

The rapid spread of douchebaggery .

Watching a group of kids dabbing made me leave immediately before I caught the Douchebonic Plague . .

by DDT4U September 14, 2016