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Douchebonic Plague

The feeling like everyone around you is a douchebag .

Groups of people jumping on board of a stupid fad .

The rapid spread of douchebaggery .
Watching a group of kids dabbing made me leave immediately before I caught the Douchebonic Plague . .
by DDT4U September 14, 2016
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Douchemongloroid

I can't sit here and listen to that obnoxious douchemongloroid any longer.
by DoucheMonger1984 October 2, 2016
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douchetenation wedding

A wedding held in a foreign location by 2 selfish douchebags who expect their friends to either pay the travel costs and everything else included in being a guest/participant, or miss the wedding.
Kylie and Josh are having a douchetenation wedding in Greece, but I actually have to pay rent/car payment/eat, so I can’t make it...their Insta feeds will look good though🙄
by Princess Kiki June 29, 2018
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Douchemonster

That guy is a real douchemonster.
What a douchemonster.
by H*iiii August 6, 2018
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Douchehound

(Pronounced doosh-hound) The mispronunciation of dachshund.

1. Description of a person who is ignorant or verging on being a dick.
2. An exclamation to express the knowledge that you've mispronounced a word.

3. A wiener dog.
1. "Ooh my God, Adam. You're such a douchehound."
2. "Even though she wasn't sub-tle... Ah shit, douchehound."
3. "Look, Adam! It's a douchehound wearing sunglasses!"
by Stageninjateleportin February 23, 2020
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douchetoaster

A douchetoaster burning outside Cheetolini's Las Vegas hotel is the perfect metaphor for the next 4 years.
by MasculineToiletGuy January 18, 2025
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