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Dorchester

Also an american free town in the south west of England, a couple of miles north of Weymouth. The name was given to it by the Romans, and then we British named that town in America when we founded it. We also named Weymouth and Portland too. Hahahaha!
'I need to get some new shoes.'
'OK, we''l go to Dorchester, I hear they have a Clarks there.'
by Corbziflay August 8, 2006
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douchesterbate

to stroke your ego about something inconsequential
Alan is such a douchesterbater... Homecoming king in a class of thirty!
by brewster1 February 24, 2014
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douchette

"That douchette kicked me in the shin."
by Poast-Toastee September 10, 2003
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douchestache

(n): a mustache grown to make one wonder, "Is this person a douchebag?"

(n): mustache worn by a known douchebag that ruins all mustaches for a person
ugh, great, now that douchestache ruins all facial hair for me.

ohhhh lord look at his mustache.
mustache? more like a douchestache.
by wildblueeyes November 26, 2010
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Baron Von Douchenstein

Someone who actively seeks out opportunities to be a douche to people he does not like rather then simply avoiding them and letting them go about their business. The Baron thinks that the people he dislikes simply don't have the right to exist in the same universe as they do and feel the need to point that out to them excessively. He will often perform his douchiest acts in secret so that no one else will know about his douchery.

He will sometimes tag the person he does not like in photos online with an insulting nickname, speak in code with others around the person he dislikes and will sometimes use status messages online that insult the disliked party ie "Saturday night and I'm goin out!... and get outta my way (insulting nickname)" or "HAPPY SNOW DAY! and get out of my way (insulting nickname)" The nickname will often be an OOOOOLD pop culture reference that only the disliked person will recognize.

This can go on, sometimes for YEARS after the disliked person has gotten fed up and started avoiding the Baron out of annoyance with his behavior.

The Baron will often be well liked among the people in his entourage but will begin acting douchey if one of them chooses to spend time with the disliked party.
ex 1. Disliked person : "Oh look, I have 50 emails from facebook saying that Baron Von Douchenstein has tagged me in my own photos as "Asshole" What a SHOCK!"

ex 2. Disliked person : "Oh look, Baron Von Douchenstein is out with so and so and also wants Urkel to get out of his way... That show was on, what 20 years ago? Isn't he dead?"
by drunkenwookiekiller@gmail.com February 22, 2011
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douchesophe

(doosh a soaf)
1. One who believes that by carrying on a conversation with someone else on intellectual subject matter will make them seem smarter, when in fact they are just simply a douche.
2. One who believes they are a modern philosophe, yet is just a douche.
Gerald: Ah yes, you know, Kant says a similar thing about etc. etc.
William: Indeed he does, but you know, Berkeley believes that etc. etc. etc.

Tom: Man, Gerald and William are both real douchesophes.
Katy: Yeah, no kidding. I wonder if they know that everyone thinks they're such douchesophes...
by Modano November 10, 2008
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douchetapo

See: douchebags

Combined term of douche and gestapo, used in reference to large, roaming, drunk crowds of douche-y bros that may cause trouble.
Look, there's the douchetapo out on Fullerton Ave doing their Snuggie bar crawl!
by redvelvetcupcake April 15, 2009
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