Another (more realistic) name for Facebook, especially when their site runs like shit, notices don't go out, screens lock up, and their crappy server fails.
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1. A male who is so confused with his own sexuality, he washes his penis with a small plastic water bottle.
2. A combination of a douchebag and a dickweed.
1. A male who is so confused with his own sexuality, he washes his penis with a small plastic water bottle.
2. A combination of a douchebag and a dickweed.
1. "Man that fag was so drunk! What a douchedick!"
2. "After seeing the way he drives, I have determined he is a complete douchedick."
2. "After seeing the way he drives, I have determined he is a complete douchedick."
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A company or person that tries to copyright common language words and then proceeds to sue humanity for their usage.
A controlling asshole of humanity of Rupert Murdoch proportions.
A very sad and lonely person with no friends whatsoever, who hates the world, but can't do the right thing and go jump under a train.
A company or person that tries to copyright common language words and then proceeds to sue humanity for their usage.
A controlling asshole of humanity of Rupert Murdoch proportions.
A very sad and lonely person with no friends whatsoever, who hates the world, but can't do the right thing and go jump under a train.
Douchebook sued themselves for copyrighting stupidity in its entirety and instantly imploded up their own collective assholes.
A Douchebook only went and copyrighted living and breathing.
A paranoid Douchebook sued Sesame Street for using the letters F, O, A, D and a huge steaming number 2.
A Douchebook put a gun in his mouth but sued the world for his pain instead.
Douchebook - arseface, what's the difference?
Blame humanity for your inadequacies like a dirty little rotten Douchebook.
A Douchebook only went and copyrighted living and breathing.
A paranoid Douchebook sued Sesame Street for using the letters F, O, A, D and a huge steaming number 2.
A Douchebook put a gun in his mouth but sued the world for his pain instead.
Douchebook - arseface, what's the difference?
Blame humanity for your inadequacies like a dirty little rotten Douchebook.
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If you want to listen to some REAL good modern rock with great lyrics and musicians, listen to Karnivool and Alter Bridge.
If you want to listen to some REAL good modern rock with great lyrics and musicians, listen to Karnivool and Alter Bridge.
Examples of douche rock are: Nickelback, Seether, Fall Out Boy, Three Days Grace, Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet for my Faggotine and similar crap.
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