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douchecanoe

Donald Trump is a douchecanoe.
by Dogodaggle September 4, 2018
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douchcunt

That girl was the biggest douchcunt i ever saw!
by thebigmam May 24, 2009
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douchecast

When an actor/actress is cast for the same type of role over and over and is almost always the douchiest character.
I'm so tired of seeing Matthew McConaughey play the same character in every romantic comedy, that guy has been douchecast!
by bronzeon78 July 15, 2009
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douchefunnel

The worst insult in the douche catagory. There is douche, then douchebag, then douchenozzle, and finally douchefunnel. Nobody knows what it actually means besides a harsh insult toward an asshole who deserves it. Only use when necessary.
He is a complete douchefunnel. He doesn't deserve to live.
by So was your mom last night August 2, 2010
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douchecanoe

Vagina, because the inner lips of a spread vulva form a shape resembling a canoe, and... the rest is obvious. Also used as a generic, fun-sounding term of insult in any context where one might use the word "cunt", "pussy", "twat", etc.
John said he was going to come out last night and help us TP the neighbor's yard, but he chickened out and didn't show. He's such a douchecanoe.
by Wango Zango July 3, 2011
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DoucheCon

Term used to describe the gathering of more than one dudebro or frat boy-type. Such gatherings are generally characterized by matching pastel polos with popped collars, white baseball caps, Heineken, and Jagerbombs.
Check out all the popped collars; it's like "DoucheCon '08".
by popculturista June 12, 2008
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Douchecanoe

A lineman who works for a utility company and cant keep "his" pole under control. Willing to risk life and limb, even his marriage just to make sure all his "equipment" gets serviced by anyone willing, no experience or morals necessary!
The douchecanoe lineman had to work late to "install" a "pole" for a customer.
by Human resources January 11, 2020
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