by Bigicon August 4, 2019
Get the Doozledorf mug.what happens to a bicycle messenger when they don't obey the traffic laws, drive between the cars stopped at a light and the sidewalk on a busy road with no parking, right when a passenger is getting out of the car, getting doored in the process, usually at 20mph or so.
Since passengers don't expect a vehicle to be flying by between the curb and the car, they don't look.
Since passengers don't expect a vehicle to be flying by between the curb and the car, they don't look.
"You see that dumbass get p-doored? He should either obey the traffic laws on that meat scooter or slow down. That's gotta hurt."
by NPD June 9, 2007
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Not being hired because of your blog. See Dooce.
Not being hired because of your blog. See Dooce.
Probably a good idea to keep your blog and your design website separate. You don't want to get pre-Dooced.
by Maigen January 14, 2008
Get the pre-Dooced mug.To be sodomized by an exceptionally large penis. Portmanteau of "back doored," a slang description for anal sex, and "Shaq," the nickname of a former NBA player rumored to have an exceptionally large penis.
I got Shaq-doored in the alley by my Shaq-foo instructor after class, and now my asshole feels like I sat on a Shaqtus.
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by mandouh February 12, 2009
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Dooze that dooze, dude.
by Bill Dendis December 7, 2007
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