buttering the doorknob

Adding unnecessary friction to a task

If we are adding this extra step we are clearly buttering the doorknob for our users

by kevinschwarz January 26, 2018

Doorknob Game

Safety/doorknob is a game where if someone farts, the perpetrator must say “safety” before anyone else can say “doorknob”. If the perpretrator fails to say “safety” before anyone says “doorknob”, anyone is allowed to punch the perpetrator as many times as they want until the perpetrator touches a doorknob. Some variations exist where a door handle is acceptable.

Fatass: *farts*
Person 1: Doorknob
Fatass: Safety
Person 1: beats the shit out of Fatass
Fatass: finally touches doorknob and beating stops
That concludes the Doorknob Game

by Al Coholick January 24, 2022

mexican doorknob

whore, gutterslut, 5 dollar prostitute, girl who everyone gets their turn

Cherie is such a mexican doorknob, every wetback in town has had a turn fucking her

by bibo t-baggins December 27, 2008

doorknob tip

an odd deformation that occors when the tip of the penis is shaped like a large sphere.

dude it sucks having a doorknob tip dude i cant put it in my girlfriend

by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

monkey doorknob

An exclamation used to express one's joy of the moment. Often used when no other word describes the moment.

'What's up everybody, MONKEY DOORKNOB'!

by Stan Lorad April 22, 2004

doorknob dick

someone who has a stubby dick

u have a doorknob dick

by miguel cannuli September 9, 2005

Dirty Doorknob

It's when a woman takes anal beads, shoves it up the man's ass, and proceeds to twist them around in a "door-knob-esque" fashion.

She then removes the anal beads from his ass, and smacks him repeatedly in the face with the dirty beads.

Hence, we have a dirty doorknob.

"I dirty doorknobbed that faggot good!"

by Shawn12345 October 6, 2008