Doodie Finger 

When you go to wipe your ass and you get shit on your finger.

“I had the screen door shits this morning and when I went to wipe my ass, I got doodie finger.” Jayson

Doodie Finger by BUTT0N February 8, 2021

doodie chomper 

bob. eats poop.

you know who bob is? the doodie chomper?

doodie chomper by midix enormus August 7, 2021

doodie doodie 

A term of endearment for a pet, baby, baby animal or significant other when you have the urge to squeeze them because they’re so cute and you love them. Usually spoken in baby talk. - I wuv my widdle doodie doodie

Girl: look at my new kitten. He’s only 8 weeks old.

Other girl: Aw wook at dat widdle doodie doodie.

doodie doodie by Doodies July 13, 2022

Doodie booty 

Booty wit doodie in it

“SHUT UP BITCH. GET YOUR MOTHER FUCKIN ASS AND EAT THIS DOODIE BOOTY”

Doodie booty by nutbustinghomosexual November 25, 2022

Doodie frien 

A soulmate who has no soul.

doodie frien : pump yr breaks, yr doing too much.
Me: pump yr butthole & stop make shit hard for me

Doodie frien by Ɛ>ee.zysees<3 March 20, 2024

Apple Doodie 

Another word for applesauce.

This apple doodie is the shit!

Apple Doodie by believer84 July 14, 2011

fruity doodie

When a person poops and tries to cover it up with excessive bathroom spray it is called a “fruity doodie!”

Oh no! Dad made a fruity doodie and I can smell it from downstairs!

fruity doodie by Aliglay July 14, 2023