Donk

A Short,fat,wide person. Similar to a "Chode".

75 percent of the football team is made up of Donks.

by Jigabob12 August 19, 2008

donk

1) The sound a computer makes when certain types of error messages or pop-ups appear on the screen of your monitor;
2) To block access to something on a computer because of an error message or pop-up.

I just got a donk from a menu screen on my computer, so I have to 'x" it out to get to the next link.

by pentozali October 19, 2007

Donks

Slang abbreviation of Redonkulous used when describing something far more absurd than ridiculous.

Jayme: Did you hear what Britney said about her lady part?
Chris: No, What?
Jayme: It was hanging out.
Chris: Thats donks man!
Jayme: Totally donks!

by Chryme March 11, 2009

donk

n. a contemptibly foolish incompetent or stupid person, a jackass

v. of or acting like a jackass

Ben is such a donk, he's always losing shit and blaming other people.

by donkin' February 5, 2010

Donk

The act of sex; nonreproductive or otherwise.

See that girl with the busted grill. I donked her.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

Donk

A general term to describe and emphasise any sentence; Used at what ever level of harshness wanted.

How's it goin you donk?...Man you some smelly ass donk!
dude you coming out? no staying in with the missus. eurg man she got you right under the donk, you donking imbecile.

by meurvat November 26, 2010

Donk

A Huge Aussie Bloke, that stands around a drinks beer all day, and acts as a body guard. It first appered in the Aussie Movie Crocodile Dundee

I'll put my donk on you

by Aussie Block April 2, 2004