Dock Shock

Usually occurs when a boss or incompetent PC user's dock is way too full of shortcut icons and open document tabs.

Co-worker: Did you like the boss' presenation?

Me: Nah, but his screen put me in dock shock though.

by sheeshkabobs November 12, 2010

Dock Block

The act of a person or people preventing other people from having sex on a boat.

Example 1: Dude, I was going to fuck her, but her friend Dock Blocked me and came into the cuddy cabin.

Example 2: Get the fuck off my boat! Fucking Dock Block!

by Master Baiting July 8, 2012

docking a quimbsby

A term for masturbation ,wanking when you have a less than average sized penis

jake Liam what are you doing

liamI'm docking a quimbsby jake
Oh dude that's nasty

by Buttorange101 January 17, 2018

dockus

A Dockus is a male that was once aloud to leave the house to interact with his friends. Then multiplied his duties at home, and is no longer aloud to hangout unless it’s a ‘work event’!

Dude, remember how fun John before he became a Dockus?

by FunGuyOhio7 July 20, 2019

ball dock

Chin, the lower part of the face where testicles (balls) would end up if given oral sex by that person.

Scott said, "hey, look at the hairy ball dock on that crack whore!

"Nice ball dock on that new girl, eh?" Scott querried.

by Rhombic December 14, 2008

Dijon docking

When you dip your dick into a jar of dijon mustard.

Did you see jared's snapchat of him dijon docking?

by Bigrik420 November 11, 2020

Wenis Docking

The act of stretching ones wenis out to ceremoniously connect to and envelope another persons wenis. The act simulates two entities in space "docking" to produce an airtight seal.

Person 1: The other day I was included in some wenis docking, felt like I was in space as a friend of mine stretched their wenis out to go over mine, we had a moment of clarity as it was breathtakingly spectacular!

by TheMrSka May 23, 2021