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Ditzy McCumfuck

- The lowest of the low.
- See "asshole", "shitstain"
- A mixture of being both an idiot and a prick.
Matt: I just found out that the girl who rejected me got cancer a few months ago! What a loser!

John: God you're such a Ditzy McCumfuck.
by agoodusername May 25, 2021
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Diptayan

A Bengali name that means 'one of excessively perverse and homosexual nature'.

Diptayans are characterised as sexually abominable individuals and are isolated from females for most of their lifetimes. If a Diptayan claims to have a female partner, they are possibly lying. They prefer courtships with males.

In a relationship, their dynamic is 'bottom' and 'twink'. Diptayans are incapable of dominating their partners, and prefer to be physically overpowered. It is common to see Diptayans dressed in 'femboy' attire.

If they are unconventionally straight, then despite their best efforts, they cannot attain the affection of women and are forever destined to live a life of crushing loneliness.

Coming to the positives, Diptayans are extremely kind and caring. They are real ride or dies and would do anything for their friends. They are loved and appreciated by everyone around them. If you own a Diptayan, never take them for granted.
guy: Bro, you ever knew someone who was so straight they were gay?
guy 2: yeah, about four of them and all of them named Diptayan.
by notamonkey22 November 6, 2023
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Titsy Ditzy

A female with an amazing rack and a less than deeply philosophical mentality.
Dude, our waitress Cindy is so boobalicious. Yeah, she forgot our drinks like 3 times tho, too bad she is all Titsy Ditzy.
by duitbrains July 6, 2012
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Ditsy

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ditty

its when your asshole gets fingered while recieving oral sex
"oh yeah keep giving me that ditty while blowing me, it is quite excellent"
by the st3 September 30, 2005
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Ditty

A large women covered in her bodily fluids - EWWWW DITTY AS FUCK.
by pfffffffffftttttt May 25, 2010
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ditty tick

other word for boob fucking
tay: man that girl got some big boobs
tim: yea ill ditty tick her ass
by tay raw August 23, 2009
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