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Dirty Sanchez

When a man and a women engage in anal sex and the man pulls out his dirty brown crayon and draws the women a ‘poostatch’.
I gave the girl I met at San Chez tapas in GR, a Dirty Sanchez and she licked it off.
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Dirty Sanchez

Former starting quarterback of the NFL team New York Jets
What is mark Sanchez' nickname- Dirty Sanchez
by Tj will April 21, 2018
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Dirty Sanchez

Where a dude plugs up a girls(or dude, ain't gonna be rude) ass with his dick and takes it out, puts it on the upper lip(below nose) and leaves a shit-stash.
Friend:Hey Stef! What did you do last night?
Stef: I got a fucking Dirty Sanchez.
Friend:That's just nasty.
by Bettlejuice February 3, 2017
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Dirty Sanchez

1) When a man and woman engage in sexual intercourse, generally in a dog-like position (doggy style), the man, while laying the bone, proceeds to insert his index and middle finger into said womans anus. Upon the removal of the fingers, the man proceeds to whipe the fecal residue on the womans upper lip. The look of the woman is one of utter disgust, resulting in her looking like a dirty mexican named Sanchez. Hence, the name Dirty Sanchez
2) A disgustingly unkempt moustache, that actually looks like it's made of shit.

DISCLAIMER: IF YOU ATTEMPT THIS, THE SHIT MAY BURN HER LIP. USE EXTREME CAUTION.
1) Look at his moustache, what a fucking Dirty Sanchez!
2) Bro, I got so into it last night, I just had to give her a dirty sanchez
by Mister Meat December 13, 2009
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Dirty Sanchez

When two gays go at it, and the one gay squats and scats on the other's face. Having done this the scat victim must consume at least 3/4 of the shit to be a proud reciever.
Tim can't wait to get a Dirty Sanchez from Steve tonight.
by rodgers39383 December 19, 2007
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Dirty Sanchez

Wario from Nintendo games. His moustache and Spanish-like tone all contribute to this popular nickname for the character.
Wario: It'sa me, DIRTY SANCHEZ!
by B-RAM June 28, 2007
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Dirty Sanchez

When a dude at a bar slowly rubs his hand on a girls back then going down her pants and slipping his finger in her butt. Later he rubs his finger across a friends face. They immediately know they have gotten a dirty sanchez.
Dude I still haven't washed my finger from that night. How did you like that dirty sanchez after the Jets game ?
by That nigga beans from pk yo February 6, 2010
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