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dirt farm

A piece of property that is not being used in an economically expedient manner. Alternatively, a piece of property which has no economic value whatsoever.
"Jimmy Bob's land is basically a dirt farm. It could be put to better use as a shopping mall."
by Dirt Farmer April 20, 2008
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Dirt Dragger

A male sex organ (penis) so long that hypothetically, while walking outside it would drag in the dirt.
Person 1-"hey man wanna go to the beach with the gang today?"
Person 2- "Unless its a nude beach I cant"
Person 1- "Whys that?"
Person 2- "Because I have a dirt dragger"
Person 1- "What's that mean?"
Person 2- "It means that my dick is so huge that it hangs out of my shorts and drags on the ground"
by Tony Potatoes February 19, 2009
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Dirt Cricket

Person who sells water, beer, or veggie burritos at shows in the lot trying to make enough cash to get to the next
gig. Not to be confused with a Lot Kid, a Dirt Cricket will totally show up at
your house, hotel or campsite wanting to crash for no expense on their part.

Rarely uses body soap on tour but rather substitutes showers with excessive
amounts of petruli. Travels in groups, loves FREE beer, and will gobble up your
"kind nuggets" like a fat kid eatin' cake. Suprisingly most Dirt Crickets return to their own house and full time or part time jobs once tour is over.
He had beer left over from the lot and still drank all of ours even after we let him stay in our room for free. What a Dirt Cricket!
by beniop May 8, 2009
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Dirt Dragon

The act of mashing ones flaccid penis into a females butt-hole until said penis slithers in like a dragon.
I couldn't get hard last night so I had to give her the ol' Dirt Dragon.
by Mr. Shame February 2, 2013
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Dirt Dragon

The dry, scale like skin a man acquires on his penis from chaffing due to anal sex without lube.
Man, I got the Dirt Dragon from that girl last night, I should have used lube
by AkaMV February 2, 2013
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Diontaye

His smile can light up a room. He is cool, smart, sexy, talented and he very we'll knows it; but he always manages to stay humble, because he didn't always have everything he wanted growing up. Everything he has now is from his hard-work and determination to be better than expected. Girls love him and most guys want to be him. He's just a young man living his life like he is suppose to. Diontaye has one quality about him that he feels may sometimes be his weakness, he loves his people to no end he will do anything for them sometimes he may feel taken advantage of but it's just his soft spot and he will forever be there for the ones he loves! He is also a very good dancer. Not everyone can be a Diontaye.
Diontaye is very famous!
by Tat6623 October 10, 2013
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Dirt Mule

A morbidly obese, 60+ year old male that is hairy, has homosexual tendencies and lounges around all day watching pay per view porn and trolling Internet for sex chats. Usually wanks himself 4-6 times per day before passing out from excessive alcohol intake.
Dude what's with your neighbor?

Oh brohhhhh that guys a dirt mule. Never shake his hand.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2016
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